Dyl
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Dyl
@DJDyl33
"It is a good life we lead, brother. The best. May it never change. And may it never change us."












While dating my ex, she came over one weekend and I politely asked her to help wash my clothes. She replied, "No, I can’t. I’ve never washed any man’s clothes, not even my father’s". She added that I have hands and should keep doing it the way I did before we met. I simply said, "Oh, Okay." Then one evening she called in tears: her dad had been rushed to the hospital and she needed 500k from me right away. I told her, "Sorry, I can’t. I’ve never given any woman 500k for her father’s treatment before". I suggested she get help from wherever she was getting it before she met me. She blocked me on the spot. What was my cr!me?








