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@djmadnice

Recovering @TheFourOwls DJ | Copywriter & Editor | Lifeboat Crew | Father of girls | Husband | Please clap

Katılım Mayıs 2021
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MADNICE@djmadnice·
@James_M_Yates No need to be unkind is there? All I’m asking is are you’re saying British people are not entitled to or eligible for any other citizenship?
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James_Yates@James_M_Yates·
@djmadnice @GB_PM_ Ancestry and the fact we don't hold nor are entitled to or eligible for any other citizenship.
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Keir Starmer@Keir_Starmer·
We are a reasonable, tolerant, diverse, decent country. That is the real Britain. The country I love and will fight for.
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MADNICE@djmadnice·
@James_M_Yates I want to understand your reply but I don’t quite follow. Please can you explain?
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MADNICE@djmadnice·
Wait, you're telling me that's NOT the guy from Eurotrash? #Eurovisión2026
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MADNICE@djmadnice·
@jayr1972 Well there’s loads of them in central. Must all be doing record sales today. Can’t imagine how many empty baggies are in those bogs
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JayR1972@jayr1972·
@djmadnice Surely you could have squeezed a Wetherspoons gag in too.
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MADNICE@djmadnice·
Bet the staff at every Toby Carvery in the country have got fuck all to do today #UniteTheKingdom
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MADNICE@djmadnice·
@THINGEO Initially thought one was gonna licked with a football but this was way better
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📸@THINGEO·
🤣🤣🤣
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MADNICE@djmadnice·
In my WHY DOESN’T ANYONE IN THIS HOUSE TURN THE LIGHTS OFF era
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Doug@Dougmcg1·
You lost all your EU benefits. Nigel Farage got 5 million quid for it. He fucking mugged you all off.
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HENRY MORRIS@mrhenrymorris·
@RobertJenrick Its disgusting Robert. I know of one household that gets £5m.
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MADNICE@djmadnice·
@biggerdeffer Mate the diesel pump is a shitshow at the moment! I still had 100 miles left in the tank but went to fuel up anyway. I had to stop at £98 - I refuse to spend a ton on not even a full tank of fucking fuel!
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MADNICE@djmadnice·
Dear E-commerce website designers, NOBODY wants to view just 8 items per page.
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MADNICE@djmadnice·
@biggerdeffer I think spending £400/month to see a picture of a stranger’s fanny could indeed be deemed unnecessary, yes.
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MADNICE@djmadnice·
Came down with something on Monday. Bad fever, achey, sore throat, headache, all the greatest hits. Was completely delirious on Tues night. Woke up on Weds and texted my street’s whatsapp group asking if anyone else heard the church bells at 3am? There were no church bells 🤒🙃
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naiive@naiivememe·
This Chinese guy is Trumping more than Trump
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chiky handler@chiky_handlr·
My dog when he hears the crinkle of a food wrapper
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MADNICE@djmadnice·
@GB_PM_ Are you British? If so, what’s the one defining factor that makes you British? I’m guessing it’s simply being born here right…?
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MADNICE@djmadnice·
Please chaos with Ed Miliband🤞🏼 Please chaos with Ed Miliband🤞🏼 Please chaos with Ed Miliband🤞🏼
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