DJ Professor Dan

Not yet another anti-Spotify rant, but an anti-anti-Spotify rant! tnocs.com/in-defence-of-…

Rating & Reviewing The Hits Of April-ish 1956! That's 70 Years Ago!! Featuring: "The Great Pretender" by The Platters, almost certainly the greatest song ever written in a bathroom stall of a Las Vegas casino. tnocs.com/about-this-tim…

Rating & Reviewing The Hits Of March-ish 2006! That's 20 Years Ago!! Featuring "I Write Sin, Not Tragedies" by Panic! At The Disco, and the mid-00s frilly shirt burlesque revival. tnocs.com/about-this-tim…

Rating & Reviewing The Hits Of March-ish 2006! That's 20 Years Ago!! Featuring "Kick, Push" by Lupe Fiasco and the could Lupe actually skate fiasco? tnocs.com/about-this-tim…

Rating & Reviewing The Hits Of March-ish 2006! That's 20 Years Ago!! Featuring "Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley, the most popular song ever to ask, why are all the greatest artists insane? tnocs.com/about-this-tim…

Would you believe that Robert Miles wrote "Children" to express how he was feeling about the Bosnian War? Not that you can tell, what with it being an instrumental trance track and all... tnocs.com/about-this-tim…

Which of these Hits Of March-ish 1996 is your favourite? "Return Of The Mack" by Mark Morrison "Firestarter" by The Prodigy "Children" by Robert Miles tnocs.com/about-this-tim…

Would you believe that Robert Miles wrote "Children" in response to a protest movement of 20,000 Italian mamas? And to save lives? tnocs.com/about-this-tim…

Rating & Reviewing The Hits Of March-ish 1996! That's 30 Years Ago!!! Featuring: "Firestarter" by The Prodigy... Keith Flint wanted to sing a song. He'd never sung a song before (other than "One" by U2 in the backseat of a car)... & you can tell. tnocs.com/about-this-tim…

Rating & Reviewing The Hits Of March-ish 1996! That's 30 Years Ago!!! Featuring "Children" by Robert Miles, the tale of a trance classic featuring the Bosnian War, a Russian folk-rocker and 20,000 Italian mamas! tnocs.com/about-this-tim…

Rating & Reviewing The Hits of March-ish 1996! That's 30 Years Ago!! Featuring "Return Of The Mack" by Mark Morrison, most definitely the most jubilant sounding break-up song ever written whilst in jail. tnocs.com/about-this-tim…

Is "Kiss" - the second Prince Number One to feature zero bass - Prince's most perfect pop song? tnocs.com/about-this-tim…

Would you believe that James Hetfield almost threw away the chorus to "Master Of Puppets" because he thought it was too catchy and too commercial? tnocs.com/about-this-tim…