Sean Haley

@Fortitude1913 With your updates, I don't even have to watch Wimbledon. I can keep my eyes on the World Cup, LOL.

Rule #1: Let people OFF the train before you try to get *on* the train. twitter.com/wtt41/status/1…

@Fortitude1913 the ONLY reason I'm going is to see #BlackStar. I don't think I've been in well over a decade.

@darylelockhart LMAO!!!!!

...of course. #engcro #WorldCup

Not taking any chances...time for a haircut. twitter.com/cracked/status…

@revolution75 uh oh...what did I miss?

Swing Out Sister is looking for Marvin Gaye’s Estate Lawyer!!

@Fortitude1913 That's the worst part of all. "Serve and protect" my ass. He was it, he heard her. I'll be interested to hear his teary-eyed "apology" press conference. They should stand his ass up at the podium. And then fire him after his apology.

That park was DEFINITELY not Humboldt. Otherwise, this story would've had a different ending. twitter.com/WBEZ/status/10…

@Gator_Bell Yep. Somewhere off the radar. Old white dudes have been on one lately.

@AfrikanLion3 He should've clocked out and been given his walking papers right then and there. That was a CLEAR dereliction of duty. A woman being harassed asked for his help, and he literally did nothing. He should be fired. Yesterday.

@mistamonotone They're out here revealing their own weakness like a Bond Villain.

@DJSeanHaley Right!

Tomorrow's headline today: "Overnight crime surge baffles CPD" twitter.com/CWBChicago/sta…

@Gator_Bell They don't believe it but one of these days, they're gonna roll up on the wrong person with that nonsense. It won't be no camera phone. Just a steady barrage of mouthshots.

@TheAgentSculder @CassandraKTSnow @Kristen_Arnett Don't judge. Maybe she was a vampire. A really hungry Vampire.

@CassandraKTSnow @Kristen_Arnett That's like when I was in an Italian restaurant and I o overheard a woman asking the waitress if the chef could make her dinner without garlic. I wanted to turn around and tell her go somewhere else.

lady in the dunkin donuts asked if they had "anything light, like a small side salad" and the person at the register said they could give her a bowl of munchkins

Trying to custom order something. Funny how a $20 item wound up being almost $50 after all the add-ons. *back button*

@Gator_Bell Whoever said that probably hasn't been north of 63rd St. ( court appearances downtown notwithstanding, of course)

This: twitter.com/fabuLaja/statu…

@HumbleTeej That's what I'm sayin'. I can't tell who's serious...

It's because of this thread that I've come to realize that I'm not as fluent in High Sarcasm as I thought I was... twitter.com/HumbleTeej/sta…