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Wake up babe, a new Iran lego movie has dropped

@NewsWire_US Yeah that shit ain’t opening🤣

TRUMP SAYS CEASEFIRE IS SUBJECT TO STRAIT OF HORMUZ REOPENING

@NewsWire_US Taco trump scared 🤣

⚠️ TRUMP: AGREED TO SUSPEND IRAN BOMBING FOR TWO WEEKS

@onell_chico @CMonteroOficial Yo head look like a clown bitch

@CMonteroOficial No no son s ellos. Ojala y trump destruya todo y todos los terroristas de mierda!.. llevan años amenzando con muerte a eeuu ahora aguanten. Y tu eres un payaso.

Esta es la civilización que Trump acaba de decir que morirá esta noche.

Wake up babe, Iran is trolling Trump again

@Triplej01 @RpsAgainstTrump You’re fucking retarded

@RpsAgainstTrump How about you just do what Trump wants and he'll back off? Why must you continue being total retards ?

BREAKING: Iran is urging youths, including athletes and students, to form “human chains” around power plants at 2 PM ahead of Trump’s 8 PM deadline to strike Iran’s power plants and bridges

@Winthertainment @screentime Wait bro is black??

@screentime And ended up with a Black Snape 💀

The Harry Potter TV series casting directors say they watched 40,000+ auditions before losing count

On Easter morning, this is what President Trump posted. Everyone in his administration that claims to be a Christian needs to fall on their knees and beg forgiveness from God and stop worshipping the President and intervene in Trump’s madness. I know all of you and him and he has gone insane, and all of you are complicit. I’m not defending Iran but let’s be honest about all of this. The Strait is closed because the US and Israel started the unprovoked war against Iran based on the same nuclear lies they’ve been telling for decades, that any moment Iran would develop a nuclear weapon. You know who has nuclear weapons? Israel. They are more than capable of defending themselves without the US having to fight their wars, kill innocent people and children, and pay for it. Trump threatening to bomb power plants and bridges hurts the Iranian people, the very people Trump claimed he was freeing. On Easter, of all days, we as Christians should be reminded that the son of God died and rose from the grave so that we can be forgiven once and for all of our sins. Jesus commanded us to love one another and forgive one another. Even our enemies. Our President is not a Christian and his words and actions should not be supported by Christians. Christians in the administration should be pursuing peace. Urging the President to make peace. Not escalating war that is hurting people. This NOT what we promised the American people when they overwhelmingly voted in 2024, I know, I was there more than most. This is not making America great again, this is evil.

@DramaAlert Fake and cringe

They are saying he is the next 'MrBeast'... thoughts?

@FearedBuck Trump a bitch ass 🤡

President Trump speaks to the Artemis II crew “Today you've made history and made all of America really proud.”

@joshdeitel @EdKrassen Of course the Jew wants more violence 🤣

BREAKING: Iran has outlined a 10-point proposal that includes: 1.Assurances that Iran will not face future attacks 2.A lasting end to the war—not a temporary ceasefire 3.A halt to Israeli military operations in Lebanon 4.Removal of all U.S. sanctions on Iran 5.An end to regional conflicts involving Iran-backed groups 6.In exchange, Iran would reopen the Strait of Hormuz 7.A proposed transit fee of $2 million per vessel passing through Hormuz 8.Revenue from those fees would be shared with Oman 9.Iran would establish guidelines to ensure safe navigation through the strait 10.Funds collected would go toward reconstruction efforts rather than reparations

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims. Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait" Mar 22: "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran." Mar 24: "We’re making progress." Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away." Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO." Mar 28: No major quote Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon." Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen." Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." 😂

Dear Americans, Your President is a Pedophile

@PatriotBulldog4 @hasanthehun Imagine paying for Twitter lol

@hasanthehun Proof he is bot followed.

couldnt find myself on this list but here are my numbers

Trump: "Open the F*ckin’ Strait, you crazy b*stards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."

@NoContextHumans Don’t they eat that shi in the Philippines as a delicacy 🤣

I would cry

@Ip2AlwaysWin I watched this from when I went to work at 6 am and saw him still live around midday and knew some fuckery was about to go down 🤣

OnlyUseMeBlade starts his morning sober and almost gets arrested for being stinkin drunk People are calling him the greatest caretaker of all time

@AdinUpdatess These markets are something out of a cyberpunk untamed so degenerate

Adin Ross caught a GLITCH on Polymarket after seeing he can win $50,000 on betting on Jesus Christ not coming back to earth before GTA 6 💀

@IRLMoments Didn’t bro just get arrested 🤣

Onlyusemeblade woke up after a heavy night of drinking and starts his morning with a huge shot

@LaTwitchance Captain content is a loser too 🤣

Un homme ivre perd complètement le contrôle après avoir surpris sa copine en train d’embrasser un autre homme dans son camping-car. LA SAL**PE 😳