Oliver Dobson 🇾🇪

Neuer… leave the football before the football leaves you pal

BREAKING: RFK Jr.‘s voice back to normal after coughing really hard and drinking a glass of water

Nooooo Everton what are you doing?? Just let em win

Fucking terrible. Lying to yourself if you’re into this.

@Zelda_thfc The corner flag photo was an interesting shout though, like social anxiety has been relieved of its duties

This is actually such an incredible idea

Happy 3 months anniversary #SurvivedAmorim

tax in the uk is basically a monthly subscription you can’t cancel to a product that never works. like paying for netflix except the movies don’t play and 5 strangers are streaming on your account for free. try to leave and they send you a threatening letter. world class service

In my entire adult life I dont think I've ever experienced an economic boom in the UK. Graduated a few years after the 2008 financial crisis, and ever since then it's been either economic stagnancy or recession. I would love to see what an optimistic, booming economy looks like.

I honestly cannot express how much I hate this country and what it’s become. South Africa pt2 in progress. The fucking Ukrainians will probably all end up going back home for a better life soon

Happy TEN week anniversary for those of you still celebrating. Hope you all have a blessed week.

@AndyHa_ @AdamMcKola

That wasn’t very chungus crew mate of you @Nigel_Farage

Someone steal Casemiro’s passport, we cannot let this man leave

@anon_opin Heard some woman “win” 550k or something on Heart the other day and her enthusiasm level was like she’d won a £20 M&S voucher! Made me wonder if it’s fake

Commercial radio stations have turned into for-profit, barely-legal lotteries preying on desperate poor people, the odds of winning a "network competition" are tiny, and the government should stop it. Bauer Media, I'm looking at you

Honestly I give up

'When you're with me, you're not bored' - Malard bringing sunshine to Man Utd bbc.in/4s5v3eQ

RIP to a real one

i need Tottenham in the Championship. I need them to lose to Preston at Deepdale next season and for their fans to hear the Wallace and Gromit theme song at full-time. We’ll see head loss at unprecedented levels.