Duncan Smart

Why allways me? #GermanyVsDenmark

Listening to english pundits blame the pitch in a European Championships is delicious #DENENG

Is Esther McVey just the government scrummaster? #questiontime #bbcqt

@CallumCfc88 I'll take it. Dm me

Got one spare ticket for scotland england game £75

@Dannysp67 @Jonnyhayes_ @SparesScotland I offer 100

@Jonnyhayes_ @SparesScotland Well I’ll offer 85+ so DM me first

@SparesScotland spares? Will offer £70+. Thanks

The Premier League lasted 25 minutes before someone threw a lighter at a players head. #EPL #BURMCI

@elonmusk good luck

AFC Crewe is more than a club, its a community. This is why we've donated £500 to st Paul's center this Christmas to help feed the families that need it the most. Learn more and how you can help at: stpaulscentre.org.uk/food #OneAFCCrewe

If @Cristiano accepts our contract offer, he will become AFC Crewe’s highest EVER paid player, earning 21p ever single hour.

We can confirm that the club has made an official approach to sign free agent Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano on a one year deal. Should Cristiano accept the offer, he would become AFC Crewe’s highest paid player, taking home £35 per week.

DM’s are open @Cristiano 👀🚂

In those final moments, as the warhead crests its apex and begins its descent toward San Francisco, the Burger King account will post: “haven’t checked twitter today y’all, what’d I miss,” and the Powerade Zero account will quote tweet with the 👀 emoji. It will make the news.

Oi @NicolaSturgeon whilst all the rangers fans are in Seville it would be a belting day for a snap referendum.

🚀💫♥️ Yesss!!! ♥️💫🚀