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GM!! Happy Memorial Day!

ATTENTION: IF YOU WERE AT THE MOMOCON VTUBER ORGY AND YOU WERE WEARING THE TRIPLE XL STRAP, YOU HAVE MY BANANA MANGO VAPE AND I WOULD LIKE IT BACK

This is the kind of American excellence that built the railways, dug the soil, and somehow got left behind

Women when they need to do something discreet: “pardon me for a moment, I need to use the restroom” Men in front of God and everyone:

We were quoting this fat penguin for the rest of my entire trip

“Imagine how many good paying union jobs this project proposal would provide to the surrounding communities, voting against it is voting against putting food on the tables of working families”

Snake and the Wasteland couldn't agree... so Kratos settled it. 🪓 Drop your all-time favorite gaming quote in the comments! #gamingislife #fallout #GodOfWar #mgs

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The European mind can’t comprehend this

Johnny Somali, an American streamer banned from various platforms, has been sentenced to 6 months in prison at a South Korea labor camp after being found guilty on Wednesday, April 15, 2026. The Seoul Western District Court convicted Johnny, whose real name is Ramsey Khalid Ismael, on eight charges including obstruction of business, violation of the Minor Offences Act, and the distribution of explicit AI deepfake content (depicting him kissing a South Korean streamer). His legal troubles in South Korea were punctuated by public outrage over his disruptive "nuisance streaming" antics, which included playing loud North Korean music on public transit and performing lewd acts near a memorial statue for wartime victims of sex slavery. Ismael has established a reputation for hostile behavior and racist taunts in multiple countries, leading to permanent bans from major platforms like Twitch, Kick, and YouTube, as well as previous arrests and fines in Japan.

My favorite type of fun facts are ones that give you whiplash like this one. Lemme know if you have any of your own ;)

Other localized title changes include: "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" to "Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles" "Bully" to "Canis Canem Edit" "Indigo Prophecy" to "Fahrenheit" "Grand Theft Auto" to "Unauthorized Motorcar Appropriation" "Fast and the Furious" to "The Quick and Quite Cross" "Super Smash Bros." to "Fisticuff Friends" "Mortal Kombat" to "Lethal Disagreements" "The Terminator" to "The Persistent Metal Gentleman" "Gears of War" to "Cogwheels of Combat" "Assassin's Creed" to "The Stealthy Chaps' Guidelines" "Doom" to "Spooky Martian Pest Control" "Fallout" to "The Postwar Kerfuffle" "Crazy Taxi" to "Carriage Madness!" "Halo" to "The Extraterrestrial Roundabout" #fblifestyle

Y'all... it's getting weirddd : /

The Chief of Border Patrol, Mike Banks, has abruptly resigned from his post amid allegations he was partaking in segs tourism in the countries of Thailand and Colombia, countries renowned for their unique segs trade. His exit marks a continuing pattern of top administration officials being bad at their job and generally being weird with a poor sense of discretion and impulse control. According to Mike Banks, the reason for his sudden resignation are just to "Enjoy family and life", but it may be so he can continue to live the #fblifestyle

Context: a TikTok trend is going viral where content creators open up a can of #fblifestyle on AI robots over job loss fears and general backlash against AI