Mini-Moo

@sk1tguru I vividly remember this tweet! And now it's 2026 and I can confirm without a doubt 😌

that phase where you slowly start hating your girlfriend is crazy😭

@Masika_039 Ama ametoka walk akaona deal safii, akasema hawezi acha kichelee iende ivo 😅😅

Huyu wa trouser nikama ako atachment.

Nairobi ukipiga hesabu vizuri, unajipata unafanyia fare na rent.

Youngest player to play in the PL. Youngest player to start a PL match. Youngest player to score a PL goal. Youngest player to win the PL trophy. 16-year-old Max Dowman did all of that while studying for his GCSEs 😮🏆

@ChampionsLeague @adidasfootball Come to baby come 🫴

take the stage, make history, bring it home ⚽🏆 @adidasfootball | #YouGotThis

@ChampionsLeague @adidasfootball Gunners is your home baby!!

Losing to Manchester City to stop Arsenal from winning the league is now haunting them.

@mrpinkman55 I thought it was only me!

I always look for male Cashiers in the Supermarket I don't like giving women money.

@piersmorgan They won't believe 🤗

As the celebration police appear to be out in force again tonight, here’s another pic of me and my sons with some more of our glorious Title-winning Arsenal heroes to really p*ss you all off. 🤣🤣

📲 Viktor Gyökeres on Instagram: “Still walking like I talk it.” 😙

@annhybri You can do better than that

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

Is that insect called 'Europe?'

Transport paralysed in Thika after several roads blocked in protest over high fuel prices

@otokyo__ Rap-beat 😅

Give him a RAP name

@WaruiJohn2 Collect 5 what? Because it ain't goals

PSG are training right now as they celebrate on winning the league You will collect 5

@SkySportsPL Wherever he goes, the trophies follow

WATCH: Declan Rice’s latest trophy as a professional player.

@UTDTrey They will need to save themselves first Mate, ain't making it

Please save football

@FabrizioRomano Excuses

🚨 One word to describe this season? ⚠️ Arne Slot: “Injury”.

@Arsenal Give us Raya

Who do you want to see holding the Premier League trophy, Gooners? 😍

@ChampionsLeague Keep the UCL cup warm, we are coming for it 😂😂

Premier League winners: Arsenal 🏆 #UCL