Darren Locasto

@JulieDiCaro Chester Arthur

Anybody need a serial killer van?

I'll let you know when I stop laughing. It might be a while.

Remember. Kevin McCallister could have phoned the police at any time. He was a child who had accidentally been left alone. One call and he would have been safe. But it was never about safety. He was hunting those men. He wanted them to die. It was fun for him. He enjoyed it.

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When in Motown. #DaBears twitter.com/ChicagoBears/s…

@caroljsangster Oh My God.... heart pulled out of my chest. My friend Laura just saw him at MSG and was moved so much she cried.

This gave me all the feels. 💗💗💗

@ChicagoBears @AllenRobinson

Sign a kicker from Miami they said.... sounds like a solid idea...

@DannyMac670 @Shep670 The leather one!

The helpful ladies at Lovers Lane are having a blast helping me pick out stuff for @Shep670 . #StupidBet #Mankini

@GasMoneyBob Only if he brings his “toolbox of concepts”

Only one man can clean up the mess in Cleveland:

@lou_samaniego You’re not a typical dude

@Shep670 Hey... but they were all solid hoofers

@Shep670 Any QB from Nebraska circa 88-96

Trump promised to pay $1 million to Elizabeth Warren's favorite charity if she could prove she had Native American blood. She took the test. She does. Don, put your money where your blabbermouth is.

if you ever meet someone who says Grey's Anatomy is their favorite show sprint in the other direction and do not look back

@BarstoolBigCat @WilliamHunt12

I'm hearing from sources that the 49ers may reach out to Jay Cutler, these sources are me trying to get this narrative started, please retweet

I'll check it out on my rewatch in the morning but I'm at the game. What's your review of the new MNF broadcast?