DMV Downer

Hey Jason. Happy New Year. Go fuck yourself.

@BarstoolBigCat Why is Yaxel in?

Mara is out of his mind tonight. What a performance

@cardiacatsbrand @hutchison20411 Let Armstead and Hamilton walk.

@hutchison20411 I’d want Parker this offseason because if he’s able to produce anywhere close to how he finished last year, he’ll go over a thousand yards and be completely out of our price range.

Here are some of my long-term perspectives on how the Jaguars should be planning ahead. With 31 players under contract for 2027, the Jaguars are currently sitting with a total AAV(average annual value) of $256.4M, with the cap expected to be around $323M in total. They'll also have somewhere around 11 players added from the draft this year, and that'll probably take up another $15M in AAV. That puts the Jaguars about $51.6M below the spending mark, but the following players wouldn't be under contract. Next to each name, I have a projection of what they may earn per year on a new contract. WR Parker Washington($14M) FS Antonio Johnson($11.5M) DT Arik Armstead($10M) LG Ezra Cleveland($10M) TE Brenton Strange($10M) NT Davon Hamilton($6M) I'd be interested in bringing back everyone except Hamilton, and the Jaguars could also free up $39.5M in AAV by releasing LT Walker Little, RG Patrick Mekari, C Robert Hainsey, and SS Eric Murray. In that scenario, the Jaguars would be wise to start finding long-term options for the interior of the offensive and defensive line. It'd be wise to knock out a future need in this draft with a trade-up, such as targeting LG Emmanuel Pregnon or DT Caleb Banks, then search for other values throughout the draft.

@E_Dilla @ryanohalloran x.com/ryanohalloran/… Can’t believe this fucking dumbass has a following

@ryanohalloran Mostly surprised you asked if he was a 15m a year player in your article. Feel like he’s better than all of these players with and without context. The edge LB’s a diff story in there but from the hand in dirt edge - not sure it’s close.

Leap of faith in Travon Walker for #Jaguars management. They must believe he's the pass rusher he was in 2023-24, not last year They must believe his good run of bad injury luck in 2025 isn't start of pattern They must believe he'll remain a stout run defender

@ryanohalloran @kayVee_arts What warning signs? Playing through hand and knee injuries and still being an elite run stopper?

@kayVee_arts the $77M question

@Footbal97545335 @SpainGreatAgain @NFL @RapSheet Parker Washington snd Brenton strange. If Travon came back and has double digits sacks again this season he would’ve been a 35m AAV player. With respect to allocation, his percentage will likely remain below 9% based on current cap trajectory and the cap hits over the years.

@DMV_Downer @SpainGreatAgain @NFL @RapSheet It's more about total roster allocation than saying I'd rather give that money to one other player instead. But when I look at their cap outlook over the next 3 years, I think you're right. They have very few good building blocks on rookie deal that will cost money

Jaguars, EDGE Travon Walker agree to 4-year, $110M extension with $77M guaranteed. (via @Rapsheet)

@Footbal97545335 @SpainGreatAgain @NFL @RapSheet I don’t know who else you’re going to get for 25m over the next 5 years (contract + 5th year option) at that value tbh. If he can stay healthy, that’s going to end up being a bargain. Especially considering they’ll have him locked in throughout what should be his physical prime.

@DMV_Downer @SpainGreatAgain @NFL @RapSheet He absolutely is and my comment was maybe too negative. He's a good player. Just not sure personally if I would have rather let him walk than allocate that money to him

@Christianlever_ @NFL @RapSheet Oweh isnt close to the run stopper that Travon is

@NFL @RapSheet Oweh got pretty much the same deal and I think he’s younger with more upside I’m not disagreeing it’s an overpay but the market is the market

@Footbal97545335 @SpainGreatAgain @NFL @RapSheet He’s one of the best run stopping edges in the league.

@SpainGreatAgain @NFL @RapSheet While I agree I wouldn't have given him this deal most likely, this is not top tier edge money. Top tier edge money is like 40+ mill. This is now tier 2-3 edge money. He's not that caliber of player yet , but it's not a gross overpay

@Ballislife And some of the worst defense in the country 😭

@ProFootballTalk It’s actually hilarious that he was brought in specifically to handle this situation, and has done nothing but make everything much worse.

Kevin Warren: No deadline on stadium solution, but we should know by early summer. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

@PiranhaPlanter @BCBCouch Again, you can call it “made up” but it’s going to matter when you eventually go to sell a house.

@DMV_Downer @BCBCouch Counter point: property value is made up and only matters to corporations trying to inflate their asset value Average person isn’t selling a home frequently enough to micromanage their property values

HOAs have served zero purpose except to pit neighbors against each other and enrich “property management companies” in the name of property value and counties/municipalities lean into them cause it increases property taxes.

@wcdailey @DJHoelscher @RossTuckerPod @AndrewBrandt Josh Allen was picked up and pulled by his lineman against the Jags this playoffs. Should’ve been a personal foul penalty. Rules just go straight out the window during the tush push.

@DJHoelscher @RossTuckerPod @AndrewBrandt If you outlawed the pushing aspect - which is what the debate was about - the lining up offside or jumping early doesn't go away. That happens on every QB sneak or short yardage play. Agree that should be officiated correctly too. But every team does that.

"The tush push is NOT even on the agenda..." "This was never about player safety. This was about the Eagles having a competitive advantage that the NFL wanted to snuff out and didn't have the votes last year." @AndrewBrandt shares his biggest takeaway from the upcoming NFL Owners meeting, on the latest Business of Sports Podcast:

@PardonMyTake Damn you found footage of the teams Miami of Ohio played this season?

Tennessee with a chance to go to the final four

@layyswill @xwonde6 @NFL @RapSheet No fan base is buying Kelce jerseys on a one year rental other than t-swift fan girls. Serious NFL organizations arent paying 18m for him.

@DMV_Downer @xwonde6 @NFL @RapSheet Definitely would. NFL gms consider ticket and jerseys sales. What can bring in more revenue? 18 mil a year is a steal for Kelce

Chiefs sign TE Travis Kelce to three-year, $54.7M deal. (via @RapSheet)

@MoTreJaeCi @xwonde6 @NFL @RapSheet Not for 18m AAV though

@xwonde6 @NFL @RapSheet He had ~852 yds last season. 🤷🏾‍♂️ I’ll take that from a TE.

@87ppgTracker @xwonde6 @NFL @RapSheet Do you know the difference between “32m” and “2m”

@xwonde6 @NFL @RapSheet What an original thought

@layyswill @xwonde6 @NFL @RapSheet I promise you not a single other team in the league is paying Kelce 18m AAV

@xwonde6 @NFL @RapSheet He’s still good lil bro. Obvs he’s out of his prime but he can get valuable snaps. Any other team would sign Kelce right now if they could

@Alayoclassical @Chiefs @PatrickMahomes @tkelce Horrible bot.

@Chiefs @PatrickMahomes @tkelce The duo we didn't know we needed to protect at all costs. Mahomes + Kelce is just unfair at this point 😭🔥

QB1 got his bestie back 📲 @PatrickMahomes x @tkelce

@NewsGalaxyHQ @Chiefs @PatrickMahomes @tkelce Bad bot.

@Chiefs @PatrickMahomes @tkelce Travis back with his QB1 like nothing ever changed… meanwhile half the league is panicking over free agency. Chiefs just living in easy mode and I’m here for the salt