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the squirtle squad asked me if I’ve ever read Marx

Real recognize real

work in progress ouroboros but lots of progress today

Party of One is one of the best Actual Play podcasts out there, RT if you agree

guy at movie theater : where did you get that shirt and shorts?! me : TJ Maxx - ladies section gamt : hell yeah

I think the thing missing most from modern DnD is art of heroes absolutely eating shit

I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE SERIES 3 EPISODE 2 3:43

@marcieallyn yes

I have over 400 hours of experience playing Civilization V. Vladimir Putin should have known that when his national happiness fell below -20 he would start spawning random insurgents. Here’s what he should do next: 🧵(1/?)

168 william st, nyc. you can order it by asking for "the rainbolt". do not gatekeep.

AM Beijing house 😤🔥

No. Here is the weirdest story ever. King Umberto I of Italy went to a restaurant on July 28, 1900. He had a trusted aide with him and apparently there were a couple witnesses to this. King Umberto and his friends all noticed the owner of the place looked exactly like Umberto.

@katieaiello idk who the first lady talking is but she sounds like a fucking idiot what happens in her scenario is I (fuming in my car as I always am) check my blind spot before getting out of my car (bc I’m not a fucking idiot) and wait for the cyclist to pass before I open my door

ICYMI: Some discussion from last Wednesday’s committee meeting on Complete Streets

tough out here in these streets

James W. Hall, NYPD Sgt. in the Health & Wellness section. 5 allegations, 3 substantiated including use of pepper spray on a Black woman, and was named in 2 lawsuits, one of which cost the City of New York $35,000. 50-a.org/officer/40462

“what do your tattoos mean” they mean I like it when baristas compliment me and they’re WORKING

the squirtle squad asked me if I’ve ever read Marx