David Paul Maasch

@Maaschie_G17 or kicking the edge

@Maaschie_G17 box jumps are dangerous bru...

@Nakweezy07 great memories I tell you

@DigbyWebb I can not think of anything more terrifying to be honest

@Nakweezy07 Your tweet made me remember that when I read out loud in Gordon's class in matric, I pronounced faux paus "fox pause" #doos

@ndjadila FUCK OFF WITH YOUR KAK RETWEETS

Bierfest today. Smash some beers in my face. Lekker

@th3_ReeG Great fight last night brother. Clever and mature fight for a man making his debut. Looks like you've been there for ages! Proud!

Never have I seen so many tapout shirts in my life. Thought it only happened in jhozi. Incredible scenes last night @Maaschie_G17

when the person you hate gets a question wrong in class

You debut only once. Tonight is @th3_ReeG's moment, always. #EFC25 @SuperSportTV @GrandWestSA

It's time! So stoked @Maaschie_G17! @EFCAFRICA getting underway!

@EFCAFRICA today at Grandwest with my old man and boet @Maaschie_G17. Going to be a lekker night out. Good luck Regis on your debut! #EFC25

@kevinmus @ikeysvibe @DigbyWebb @JustVorster can we make what happened this morning a regular thing? #PersonalBestsAllRound

@tonyhara3 water cricket is top class I tell you... I reckon we need to introduce @DigbyWebb and have @arkell07 come show us a thing or 2

@fitzy_456 The difference between a man and a woman... Their choice of shampoo is well thought out. I bought mine because it said shampoo

@fitzy_456 what have you been using? Silkysmooth?

@fitzy_456 its almost time to start shampooing the beard #NoSirThatIsNotAHairBrushIt'sForMyBeard

Damn thing's always getting caught under my feet. RT @laurenlyall: Why does James Blunt sing like his willy is being stood on?

@DigbyWebb @Wes_Chetty1 that's a gees tweet right there. Silverback elation!