Dogecoin Maximalist

Must be where he picked up communism.

My wife communicating her feelings like her therapist taught her

Last month I saved my nephew from a terrible mistake He built an iPhone app that went viral and already generates €60k a month in profit A big American company wanted to invest, so he came to me for an advice "Uncle, they are offering me 4 million euros!" I burst out laughing "For what? You don't even have a master's degree" "But it can be really big, and Google wants to invest..." "Wilhelm, anyone can build an app. But without education you will be nobody in Europe" I said He nodded quietly Today I learned that he shut the app down and soon he starts his master's at TU Darmstadt Thank God I was there when he needed me, this could have ended in a complete disaster

@wanted4mogging Admirable work ethic

See the thing is that she’s quite fuckable, she’s kind not someone you’d commit to unless you’re somewhat unattractive. But if you’re swiping on tinder and she’s down to hookup, it’s better than sitting at home alone wanking it

@deepstroke28 @pcgamer Americans - people famouse for starvation

@pcgamer I just did some VERY quick math. An average US family of 3 needs 15k to eat a mix of at-home and take-out food. 33,333 Families could eat, for a year, for the cost of this floating atrocity.

Here are 55 new photos of Gabe Newell's $500 million superyacht for your peasant eyes pcgamer.com/gaming-industr…

The most successful European startup journey: 1. Have an idea 2. Get six co-founders, ideally in their 50s 3. Spend four months to set up a legal entity 4. Apply to Y Combinator, get rejected 5. Write angry LinkedIn post about tech bro culture in the US 6. Raise €50k for 75% equity from top European VCs 8. Do external GDPR audit before users sign up 9. Co-founder leaves to do a second PhD 10. Apply for an EU grant 11. Move headquarters to Estonia for e-residency 12. Launch product, get four users 13. Pivot to sustainability consulting 14. Become the AI innovation advisor to EU Parliament Silicon Valley simply cannot comprehend what we are building here

Unions don’t even pretend to reward excellence. They exist to shield the worst performers and force the entire group down to their level. (And launder money for political parties)

@Howlingmutant0 Pure big flower shill

Do better, men. Send her flowers for the rest of her life

@8EyedEel She will appreciate him eventually

The Dishonored experience

FIRE is probably the most soul crushing lifestyle I have ever heard of and it's a terrible indictment on our society. Some of the most competent and intelligent people are structuring themselves to live as minimally as possible so they can check out of society before they're 40. Many of these people are unbelievably hard workers and incredibly intelligent. But they are so disillusioned so all of their potential goes to waste because there's no point to work for more.

Small govt libertarians when you try to stop someone from stealing $272k in taxpayer money

Overwhelming evidence that NGOs are where upper middle class families park the family idiot who has no skills beyond low level retail.

France gets a lot of (unfair but deeply entertaining) shit for its rapid surrender in WW2, when instead it should be mocked for mythologizing the practically non-existent "La Resistance" during the occupation.

@de3dsoul I love being in my racist uncle phase

Early Britons lived in primitive huts. They had no heating, television or electricity. Their diet was mostly fruit and salads leaves. All gender was nonbinary. The concept of "male" and "female" didn't exist. Their villages were multicultural. Afro-Caribbeans lived happily alongside Palestinians, Nigerians and Ukrainians. They were healthy. They lived to well over 100. There was no cancer, heart disease or stroke. What changed? In 1066, gingers arrived from France. They destroyed the huts and made everyone live in castles. The healthy salads and fruits? Replaced by dead pig. The whole population was divided into two genders. Never forget. Never forgive.

@CovfefeAnon @revoexpress LF 7 fig cow shit job.

@revoexpress Yet somehow "offering money in exchange for labor" works for every job How strange - oh well, since you don't want this job must mean there's no amount of money that anyone can be offered to do it

You could pay me 7 figures a year, and I still ain't shoveling cow shit. Only a retard thinks you can just throw money at the problem and it'll go away.

@helenstaniland British and their fear that somebody could actually earn their fortune instead of inheriting it

It's insane. The highest paid aren't going to take pay cuts, and big companies aren't going to pay their mailroom staff 100K. They'll relocate and take their tax payments with them. I'm really shocked at the politics of envy we've seen over this.

if you're a young person and you think the person at the cash register at mcdonalds should get 100% of the money the meal makes, you are 100x more greedy and delusional than the worst CEO on earth, and you need to fix that in yourself to get out of your situation in life.

@PolitlcsUK The British know that wealth is supposed to be inherited, not earned

🚨 NEW: 65% of Brits support the Green Party's policy of capping CEO pay at ten times the pay of the lowest paid employee

@aswren Nothing scares Brits more then social mobility

Imagine having the stress and responsibility of running an organisation that employs 400,000 people and some loser with a free flat and taxpayer funded car says you should be happy to do it for £100k a year so they have more money to spend on deliveroo