Butt Stuff

unfortunately i’m not addicted to the grind i am addicted to the unwind i love chilling and relaxation and overall taking it easy

hi, (insert position title here), this is so accurate! 😂😂 shut uppp!!! dang

@kutscooba i ran out of thoughts

@DMbuttstuff Yoooo DM butt stuff you’re back

maturing is realizing everyone is fucking retarded

me as hell

Frame mog me once, shame on you. Frame mog me twice, shame on me

i’ve seen enough being back the code of hammurabi

anyone else got chronically itchy buttcheeks or #justme

my homie in prison be making ai videos of himself doing normal shit like riding a bike lmao shit funny n sad as hell

straight up bjorking my shit penis as a boy style

@Mr_MK_Ultra_ makes sense, mr. wig expert!

@DMbuttstuff I have a bf…

“you think i can afford a wig?” - someone who’s whole family tree has their own individual wikipedia pages

@Mr_MK_Ultra_ she not gon fuck u bro

@DMbuttstuff Im SURE a lot of you would pay for that kind of lifestyle but there are way better things to spend money on for someone of *modest* wealth. A $5M personal nw & income from supporting roles is not lavish living. Keeping up appearances runs a high bill, downward mobility is scary!!

@Santanaca21 felt this

@DMbuttstuff Mmmm yummy I just ate my own pooooop mmmm ynmmmmyhy oughhhhh grrrr meow caca mmmm

@Mr_MK_Ultra_ you think someone with a lineage of successful people dating back to the 1800’s, who is in one of the biggest movies out right now really can’t afford a “more expensive” wig? at the very least don’t you think that would be provided by her employer as a business expense?

@DMbuttstuff The internet has convinced working class people that being privy to the price of luxury goods and knowing someone’s family history means you can triangulate their finances. We have no concept of the cost of these things + upkeep and the trade off. Voice Actor =/= infinite money

fascism would work if i were in charge

@wormpuller Being in a hotel room is like steroids for family guy

Smoking weed is like steroids for family guy

i never let anyone with a nicer car than me merge

this is so sad

i never thought i would be able to become a homeowner, like ever. But thanks to our greatest president, Donald Trump, i just signed a 50-year mortgage at only 24.5% APR. I truly can’t believe this is real, it feels like a dream come true!!