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@learning_yohei @HFArdenquill In the South, we pronounce it "droors," like "doors" with an extra R in it. In some northern states, they pronounce it "draws," like what an artist does with a pencil, so they're missing an R instead.. We Southerners stole their R 😅

@HFArdenquill drawers!?😲

I’m a Japanese person learning the differences between American and British English✍️ What should I call what girls wear under their skirts?🫣 Is it “underwear” or “pants”? 🇺🇸🇬🇧

@jk_rowling @BaconRolypoly Not for going out to dinner or church, obviously, but a hoodie is very practical, especially if you're working outside. It's a jacket, a scarf and a hat all in one, and you can adjust the level of warmth on the fly. Working with machinery, a scarf can literally get you killed.

@BaconRolypoly That’s what Neil says. ‘It keeps my neck warm.’ I said, ‘so wear a scarf,’ to which he replied indignantly, ‘I’m not FRENCH.’

I fear this might be my most controversial take ever, but I agreed to put it to a vote so here we are. Hoodies should only be worn by men young enough not to look silly carrying a skateboard.

@HazelAppleyard She's 25. She's more than ready to be weaned. If she wants someone to take care of her, she should look for a husband.

I’m on moms side

@roikfbuwgc254 It's true. We've been piling up the sticks and branches recent storms blew down, waiting to get enough to burn. It's only a spring and summer activity, though. In the autumn and winter, there's too much risk of wildfires. I've even got a bag of marshmallows ready to toast.

アメリカは本当に面白い！ 週末に集まって焚き木をするという遊びがあるらしい キャンプではなくて庭先で焚き木をする みんなで木を燃やす文化面白すぎる

@amazingmap Imagine trying to sail the ocean blue in 1492 using this thing. Columbus might have actually reached India that way, though.

This map claims to be the most accurate map of the world Created by Japanese architect Hajime Narukawa, the AuthaGraph projection preserves the true relative size of landmasses far better than traditional maps

@ZubyMusic Depends on the therapy. Cognitive Behavioral Therapy is legit, but the 'talk about your feelings,' 'let's dig into that,' 'how is your trauma affecting you now' stuff is unhelpful. The here and now, and overcoming negative thoughts and behaviors is the only thing that helps.

When I was younger, I never heard about anybody going to therapy unless they were a war veteran or victim of some horrific crime. And people were saner and better regulated back then. I'm not convinced modern therapy helps most people. The opposite is possible.

@Mericamemed Most generous conclusion I can come to here is that she was *not* vaping nicotine... and she's way too high to conceptualize how magnets actually work. The kid is just too much of a kid to conceptualize how magnets actually work. That or she wants him to stroke out.

Oh god… it got to the child too.

@LeafySky22 1. I was bored in school, but if my pencil wasn't moving, I'd get called on, so I doodled instead of daydreaming. 2. Other kids liked my doodles, so I'd doodle things they asked for

Artists, now give me TWO reasons why you started doing art

@LCRRoland @AVGirl4Life This is not a new image, it's from Cologne, Germany in the summer of 2019.

@AVGirl4Life This is in very bad taste. Melika Azizi an 18 year old Iranian may have been executed yesterday by hanging. They executed 3 very young men like this last week, one was an 18 year old Olympic wrestler.

Climate activists are standing on Ice with a noose around their k necks? WTF is wrong with these people?

@chinmarinero @CynicalLatina In Ohio, it's a permanent ban if you pass a certain value threshold. They're serious about it. But they already had the work requirement long ago too.

@CynicalLatina What it will actually do is create snap millionaires, who will sell their EBT access for cash to other people. When this happens, all snap benefits should be removed for a period of no less than one year from the offender..

It's happening ya'll. In less than a week, the SNAP program (food stamps) cannot be used to purchase candy, cookies, or soda! This is great for MAHA and so that the needy on the program are actually buying food and not just junk food on the taxpayers' dime. How do you feel about this? Do you agree or disagree and why?

@AntiWokeMemes No text needed.

Is Greta Thunberg a Communist or a Retard?

@PhilGarber5 @ellad3vi They never said they were random. It says they were recruited. I would assume they stopped recruiting when they had enough numbers to do a decent study.

@ellad3vi The numbers reported are statistically suspect. Half the subjects strangled weekly and the other half not even once? Not a random selection obviously.

women are becoming brain damaged from men choking them during sex

@Old_SchoolEddie No internet. No. Internet.

If a kid from today went to the early ’80s, what would be the toughest adjustment for them? That the world does not revolve around them and their feelings...

@lechuckrising @HazelAppleyard Birthdays mater as you grow up, until you hit 25, fully an adult, then only the milestones matter: 30, 40, 50. After 50, birthdays start to matter again, and past 70, you should celebrate every year with a party, because it might be your last.

@HazelAppleyard They’re adults, birthdays are for children. She needs to grow up.

OOFT

@txsalth2o My great grandma told me when I was a child that "the secret to a happy marriage is two bedrooms," and I'm 100% sure this is why.

Anyone have a magic hack to stop snoring? My husband does noes strips & mouth tape, we have white noise but still- he wakes me up, I shove ear plugs in, can still hear him & I start thinking about the all the other things I can do with the pillow…

@tracybeanz We have 2 girls. One likes a gentle pat once or twice a day. On a good day, she might touch noses with one of the boys. The other girl has a bottomless appetite for pets and has to thoroughly check each boy when he comes in from outside to make sure he's okay. They're individuals

The difference between girl cats and boy cats is SO stark - I may never, ever, ever figure out why someone would want to have a girl cat ever again. LoL.

@visualbasic97 I entirely understand. I'm a certified lard ass, but I've spent my lifetime dieting, and wrecked my metabolism, so to prove a point, I tried--really tried--to eat 2000 calories a day, and physically couldn't. I got up to about 1800 by putting butter on everything I ate.

i’ve been trying to go to the gym and gain weight recently after being anorexic basically my entire life and i never realized how difficult it is to eat 2,000 calories a day. you genuinely just have to not stop eating all day. this is ridiculous

@ASmithqfrg @realOGPimp1 @NewswirePatriot Point was that a pedo who might otherwise let the child go, being the monster that he is, might reason, "Well, if I get caught, I'm going to be executed. Might as well kill this kid, so he can't tell anyone it was me." It's illogical given modern forensics, but is a pedo logical?

@realOGPimp1 @NewswirePatriot No, it is such a lie that harsh sentences aren’t a deterent. The murder should also get death.

In 2008, the Supreme Court ruled that the death penalty for child sex abusers is "cruel and unusual punishment." Florida, Tennessee, Idaho, Oklahoma and Arkansas DEFIED that ruling and passed laws to execute child sex abusers. Who is right, the Supreme Court or these 5 states?

@HazelAppleyard I don't enjoy war, but I choked on my own spit laughing when Trump said, "We'll bomb our little hearts out" if Iran doesn't make a deal.

He left his wife because she thinks Trump is funnier than him 😂😭

@dchersh The grocery companies can't make money off of you past the purchase. The TV makes continuous money off of you by serving you ads in-menu and selling your viewing data. It's not that hard to work out.

TVs are better and cheaper than 10 years ago. Groceries are worse and more expensive than 10 years ago. Same economy. Same decade. What explains the difference?