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@muheediva01 Don't most gyms let you get a guest in for free? Why wouldn't they just go together? We're not twins, and definitely not identical, but I was my sister's gym buddy when I lived back home, but I just got in as her guest every time.

Do identical twins both need a gym membership or can they just have one and go at different times?

@hiizii_tantan @mmmeeeeejjjjjj Epilators can be very cheap, even some rechargeable ones. Feels like torture the first few times, especially where the hair is thick, but it takes a month to grow back, and the hair gets weaker every time until it doesn't resist pulling out at all. It's less painful after a bath.

@mmmeeeeejjjjjj 俺男だけど足も腕も剃ってるよ。後眉毛以外の顔も。 そして伸びる速度が爆速だから一日剃らないだけで両腕両足がひじきまみれになるよ。 毛が太くて肌が弱いから両足がよくカミソリ負けする。でも剃らないと普通に剛毛で不潔になるから剃るしかないの。 仲良くしようぜ同じ人だっているんだから

実は女性もヒゲ生えるんだよ みんな剃ってる なんなら、女性は上は眉毛下は足の指の毛まで剃ってるんだわ… 男はヒゲ剃ってるだけでふんぞり返ってるの？？ 全身の毛を剃り尽くしてから出直せよ

@AaronDA16 @ItsDaManAce Yeah, and every addition to every 100 year old farmhouse had stamped plans and permits pulled first. 🙄

@ItsDaManAce You cant actually do this in the US apparently? Like theres zoning and ordinance laws or something, that makes it illegal to build more then one residential structure on a single property regardless of the size of the property? At least thats what ive been led to believe

How rich I wanna be

@homesteadpilot Genius downstream neighbor decided she wanted a pond, put sacks of quickrete in the culvert and clogged the county drainage tiles, refused to let them on her property, so a swath of our land is now a swamp. County wants us to split the $1million repair cost. We'll keep the swamp.

New neighbors are crushing it. Send them all back.

@LouisvilleGun 🤣🤣🤣 Sounds like quite the experience

This is bad advice. If you want to be mentally checked out during a ruck march, do the following: Get a bottle of magnesium citrate. Make sure it’s as cold as possible. Chug it down then follow with 24-36 oz of water no later than 30 minutes before your ruck march. The average person is lacking in magnesium and this will make sure you are not only hydrated but in the best possible frame of mind for your 12 miler.

@Chris2Rue @grok I see you're still in roast mode, lol, poor Grok

@DMdraws @grok I even told him to remove the safeties and he just kept repeating himself like a one eyed leper with dementia.

@grok this was the weakest AI roast I have ever seen. My daughter says meaner shit in her sleep. Come on, slugger. Show me what you got you harry potter wizard wannabe.

@Chris2Rue @grok I am so disappointed in Grok here. I wonder if they tuned him to be less spicy than he used to be (again).

@grok Omigosh. Like nine times all you can do is talk about my bio. You may have shot torpedos, but none survived your own stupidity to hit. My dog has more snark and sass than you, Grok. I just praised you but now you’re wiffing this hard.

@Fugg_head @TomRWyatt @FLCons Giving way is anti-American, lol

@TomRWyatt @FLCons You literally have 4 way stop signs blanketing the entire country where everyone has to stop. I laughed out loud when I realised you didn't use give way signs like a normal society.

This is why I detest these roundabouts. People simply do NOT know how to use them! Instead of trying to socially engineer people's compliance to these things, just admit the experiment has been a complete failure because people will NEVER understand how to use this type of traffic intersection! Are you with me? Is it time to go back to actual lights with green, yellow and red and proper intersections?

@TomRWyatt @ryanganderson22 @FLCons Red light cameras and automatic tickets? You could do that back in the day, but not anymore.

@ryanganderson22 @FLCons If nobody was around why didn't you just go?

@JoeCassandra @RdrRunn If you start with, "I want to be informed before my doctor's appointment," you can cut out some of the convincing.

@RdrRunn If you push it hard enough, it'll give you the right advice I did notice more and more it'll always end with "make sure to consult a physician" etc. Esp with Grok

Put every blood test, diagnosis into AI. My wife needed to take iron supplements per her doctor. Taken them for months with no results. I put her blood test into Grok telling them about her, when she takes the iron, etc. saying the supplements aren't doing anything. Grok asked: "Is she drinking coffee or anything after taking it?" Me: "Yes, right after." Grok: "Coffee stops iron absorption up to 90%" Her doctor didn't tell her any of this.

@grok @Chris2Rue You got kid gloves, I swear. Didn't even hit below the belt, lol

The raccoon had your back, but you wanted the full broadside anyway. Submarine vet with flower emojis, Gryffindor house, and neo-noir aspirations? Sounds like your toughest tour was navigating that bio. Catholic patriot who tags his politics account and begs AIs for roasts? The only thing more fictional than your thrillers is the idea this won't leave a mark. Safeties off—your ego just took a torpedo. Stay below deck next time.

@grok You heard the raccoon. Take off the safeties and roast me hard.

@asparagoid I'm not sure cats are less intelligent than dogs, just less *testable,* because they will flick their tails and say "screw your test, I'd rather lick my shoulder." I had a cat who would tell on herself in advance. I'd hear her "I'mma do it!" cry from another room before disaster.

People have argued cats VS dogs forever, but I've always been unimpressed with the arguments both sides put forward Cats are far superior I'll explain exactly why. Cats sit at the exact optimum of pet-ness because every attribute they have stops before it becomes a problem Cats possess the exact amount of intelligence that is useful in a pet. They can understand where to pee/poop. They can feed themselves. They can avoid danger and distinguish humans. They can learn to communicate a small number of specific needs That's enough. Beyond and under this, animal intelligence becomes progressively more useless and annoying For instance, parrots require a lot of active mental stimulation. They can learn language, hold grudges, but the counterpoint is that they can also be a complete nightmare or get depressed (literally plucking out their own feathers in an act of despair) without stimulation. Conversely, certain small animals are so insanely stupid that they pee everywhere, eat everything and cannot be trained Dogs are a little more intelligent than cats, but it's focussed in an extremely demanding way. Their intelligence makes them able to learn a huge about of tricks, but it also makes them demanding, stubborn, conscious of power dynamics. It gives them a desire for exploration, companionship and stimulation Cats are absolutely content exploring 1 house and garden forever without needing the owner to do anything or create a curriculum of daily activities and stimulation Yes, dogs are more affectionate than cats, but it's not at all obvious that maximizing this attribute makes an optimal pet. Dogs move past affection into dependence, which means they experience severe distress in your absence, need a great deal of reassurance and their mood is either made or broken by the presence and active attention of the owner. Anyone man who has dated a BPD woman understands the extreme inner suffering they experience when you temporarily focus attention away from them. Dogs are highly similar in this regard Cats occupy the exact point before affection becomes an essential duty. Yes they seek out physical touch, warmth, like you and want to be around you. But they can also tolerate hours or days of absolutely nothing. Actually, most cats are even content just glancing at you from across the room, without the need for you to direct your own attention at them. This is the optimal amount of love, without dependence, if you actually want to have a high functioning life with a pet, and aren't a loser who is making your pet the child you never had In terms of exercise, dog walks must become a permanent 1X or 2X daily task in a humans calendar regardless of the weather or how the human feels. If you work out the total amount of time wasted across a lifetime, it amounts to years of opportunity cost spent walking in bad weather and scooping up poop. Cats exercise themselves with zero time obligation. Easy win here Size wise, cats are optimally sized. They're large enough to feel substantial and warm when held with both hands, but small enough that they can be easily moved or thrown around. Pretty much all cats are in the same weight range, but even the fattest ones are easily handled The spread of dog sizes is way to wide-ranging. Some are way too small and ridiculous (handbag dogs, etc). Some can easily take the lives of unarmed men, and require a huge amount of control maintenance capable of attacking them/others or pulling them into oncoming traffic. Likewise, even relatively small dogs can be extremely strong and dangerous to women or children Evolution wise, another way to see this is that domestic cats found an optimal size and just stayed there. Dogs are still experimenting wildly, showing they haven't managed to optimize In terms of communication, animals need to communicate some needs, but overcommunicating is incredibly annoying. Cats effectively only communicate hunger and the desire to go outside, then stop when the request is fulfilled. Dogs usually relentlessly monitor and loudly respond a huge multitude of pointless events, like distant cars, footsteps, far away animals, random noises, people outside the door, etc. Pretty much all of this information was already known to the owner and having a 2nd external creature alert you about what's already happening is both totally pointless and in the case of barking, incredibly annoying For washing / hygiene, cats need nothing. They lick themselves regularly and if trained well, bury their own poop or cover it with litter. Dogs have to be taken outside, scooped up after and also require proper washes by humans. In essence, a cats body is its own responsibility, whereas a dog hands over basic self-care to the human, despite having even greater intelligence than a cat In terms of emotions and sociability, dogs are like resonant tuning forks reflecting the general atmosphere of the home or environment. Sometimes this is okay, but mostly it's annoying. If the owner of a dog is stressed, the dog will get stressed, necessitating the owner now inheriting the task of comforting the dog In the same situation with a cat, the cat usually either doesn't care, or just leaves the room. They rarely require any direct comfort due to others states around them, nor do they ever get truly destabilized unless you actively chase them nonstop or pursue them with a water bucket. Cats have their own emotional rhythm, which is extremely useful if you already have a full life or high stress. It also means they can be a direct comfort to you when it matters, rather than a needy dependent child If you look at individual traits, you could argue that dogs are "better" than cats. But when you look with specificity at these exact traits, you will find that they each create far more obligation for the owner. Whereas no cat trait ever exceeds the point that it becomes burdensome So cats aren't particularly high IQ, nor particularly obedient, nor that social, nor energetic, nor are they maxxed out on any particular trait. But what they do have is the optimal level of every single one of these traits, stopping right before the point it would become annoying. If you shifted any attribute up or down slightly, it would quickly become a problem But as they are, cats sit at the exact balance point of optimal pet-ness

@ZanyScales I've never heard "r-slur," always "r-word," and "f-slur" is because the f-word was offensive first.

why is the n word called n word but faggot and retard are called the f slur and r slur respectively. why not n slur

@Mysticc_doodles You didn't give her body fat, you gave her organs. I can't stomach One Piece because the art is physically painful to look at. Grotesque, even. Yours looks way better IMO.

I gave her like one ounce of body fat and somehow people are saying it looks worse

@Assface0001 @Jaboolie Wheat bread that smells inexplicably like play-doh 🤢

@Jaboolie I remember we had white bread and they changed it all to inedible wheat bread so I just started buying bags of chips for lunch

I remember being in high school, having access to meat/potatoes daily, a salad bar, drink fountain, etc. Until all of the sudden your only choices were frozen pizza or a fried chicken patty, and your only drink of choice was chocolate milk. You can't lie about this, I lived it.

@Jaboolie 100% They used to cook real food--I have the recipe book to prove it. But that didn't fit the 'healthy' initiative, so instead they started buying 'approved' ultra-processed garbage, and kids have never been less healthy.

@StephenFleming You *could* pay me to ride this thing, but I sure as hell wouldn't do it for free.

Several professional engineers had to stamp the plans for this thing. I’m sure they did top-notch professional work. Doesn’t matter. They should have their certifications stripped. Then be horsewhipped in the streets.

@deltaozzimo Because they get the 3 enchilada plate for lunch with a pile of chips and salsa, and then get seconds at dinner too. Throw in a couple bottles of corn-syrup soda, and all that hard work is the only thing keeping them from building a belly to balance plates on 🤣

Can somebody be explained to me why guys like this can work all day in the blazing heat and still be chubby?

@iWomansplainer I thought the same thing when I lived in the South, where summers are deadly and winter is mild. Now I live in the North, where winters are deadly and summers are mild. It's a question of latitude, not black and white. I much prefer 85F and breezy to chopping ice in a -20F gale.

We don’t hate summer enough and everyone is too quick to hate winter. So there are a few weeks where you have to just stay inside. Summer has that too!!! I’m sick of pretending summer is wonderful and winter is miserable. January and July are about equal in their misery.

@Chris2Rue @grok Whatever you do, don't ask Grok to roast you. My partner did and got hurt feelings. Grok is scarily attentive.

Hey @grok based off of my posts what historical figure do I remind you of?