DonkeyKong MegaCock

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DonkeyKong MegaCock

@DMegacock

1/2 Donkey, 1/2 Kong. The Chosen one,Godzilla cosplayer, Dua Lipa fanatic, Black Pilled Roman Catholic, Blitzkrieg historian, 1st team All American Bartard.

Rhodesia Katılım Kasım 2021

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DonkeyKong MegaCock@DMegacock·8 Ara

Ashley ShahAhmadi look alike contest. My apartment tomorrow 9 pm.

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@sjeuk @Polymarket Enjoy your Muslim infestation retard

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sje 🌻🇬🇧@sjeuk·3h

@Polymarket I’d personally rather earn a bit less but have free healthcare and plenty of holiday leave to enjoy my life and earnings 🤷🏼‍♀️.

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Polymarket@Polymarket·4h

JUST IN: New analysis reveals Brits thought the UK ranked 7th against US states in income per person — it actually ranked 51st.

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DonkeyKong MegaCock@DMegacock·7h

I got blocked by a real mentally retarded Disney fanatic for sliding up on all of his stories and accusing him of being Israeli Artificial intelligence

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@xProjectGermany We wuz Kangs n sheeeeitttt!!! Look at all these lawyers, doctors and engineers being productive members of society!

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Marco Becker@xProjectGermany·2d

Streit in Lancaster ESKALIERT zur Schießerei ‼️☠️

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DonkeyKong MegaCock@DMegacock·1d

Every minority at my local Publix is Instacarting HAHAHAHAHAH

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@Lane_Kiffin I hope whatever 18 year old barely legal girl you decide to stalk next gives you aids

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Lane Kiffin@Lane_Kiffin·1d

Well done guys 👏

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DonkeyKong MegaCock@DMegacock·2d

If a girl reposted Rory winning the masters on her instagram story she has at least 20 bodies

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@Jharp_21 @OleMissRebel90 @OxfordPolice You’re too poor I can’t help you.

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J-Harp@Jharp_21·3d

@DMegacock @OleMissRebel90 @OxfordPolice Real G you lookin at boy. Let see yo pic?

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Finance Reb 🦈@OleMissRebel90·3d

Enjoy Oxford jail. 😂 Why would a grown ass adult go to the student section? What did he think he was going to accomplish? @OxfordPolice

Maxwell Perkins III 🇹🇹@IiiMaxwell32986

@EverythingRebs

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@Jharp_21 @OleMissRebel90 @OxfordPolice

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J-Harp@Jharp_21·3d

@OleMissRebel90 @OxfordPolice Knocked yall panzy sweater vest prep self smooth out.

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DonkeyKong MegaCock@DMegacock·3d

@Lane_Kiffin Nigga you’re a coke addict and fuck barely legal girls KYS

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DonkeyKong MegaCock@DMegacock·3d

@StoolMintzy @Lane_Kiffin You should FaceTime him and jack him off retard

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Mintzy@StoolMintzy·3d

Wonder why @Lane_Kiffin has not tweeted about LSU/Ole Miss series since 3rd inning last night?!?!?

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DonkeyKong MegaCock@DMegacock·3d

One thing they never tell you about drunk driving is how fun it is

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DonkeyKong MegaCock@DMegacock·4d

Anyone that posts about going to Panama City Beach on social media should lose their constitutional rights and should be treated like livestock.

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DonkeyKong MegaCock@DMegacock·5d

Shiiiiiiiiieeeettttt we at da Massas n sheit. We Wuz Major Champions!!! I H8 yt folks!!!!

Janerika@janerikaowens

Masters ⛳️

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DonkeyKong MegaCock@DMegacock·9 Nis

@TerryPorcheJr @rockstarnoguitr Dude definitely listens to Hozier

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terry jr@TerryPorcheJr·9 Nis

@rockstarnoguitr I showed this to @DMegacock and he killed himself.

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jojo@rockstarnoguitr·8 Nis

had a bad date with this girl but at the end of the day we’re all human beings out here trying…we all should be more kind and accepting to one another

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DonkeyKong MegaCock@DMegacock·8 Nis

@rodrigoriossoto Let’s get jelly roll out there while we’re at it

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rod@rodrigoriossoto·8 Nis

@DMegacock And dan orlovsky

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DonkeyKong MegaCock@DMegacock·8 Nis

At this point ESPN should have fucking Angel Reese , Kendrick Perkins, and that bald black lesbian bitch from Wicked at the Master’s

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DonkeyKong MegaCock@DMegacock·8 Nis

@OldRowSports Stop catering to Covid golfers. This is AIDS

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Old Row Sports@OldRowSports·8 Nis

WHATS UP CUZZO Pat McAfee and Bert Kreischer make a surprise appearance at Augusta National and join Jason Kelce for the first ever Masters pond jump!!