Dan Mendelson
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Dan Mendelson
@DMende40
LFGM, Fins Up, We’re All Islanders, The Reds #youllneverwalkalone, Forca Barca
Katılım Aralık 2011
120 Takip Edilen68 Takipçiler
How would Frank fix the Mets?
Bobby Flay asking the questions we all want to know on today's 'Frank Walks'
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@ShaunMorash Couldn’t get past episode 1. Didn’t even come close to laughing once. Don’t waste your time
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Today is the day. ‘The Hawk’ on #NetFlix is streaming! It features some hilarious song throwbacks out of nowhere. I asked the cast about potential outtakes from the music scenes. Luke Wilson drops a great behind the scenes moment he caught Will Ferrell in. Netflix.com/TheHawk
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Is he self aware? What is happening here? Im beginning to have doubts. I need to spend 5 minutes in a room with him again to remind me that somehow this isnt an act
Ohio’s Tate@OhioTate
I have obtained exclusive footage of a hobbled Ben Mintz departing from the elevator on his way to the office (and then to his doctors appointment) Thank you to Stacey at the front desk for helping Mintzy adjust his crutches. He could not get them off the shortest setting.
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@barstoolsports @DogWalkBarstool @nickysmokess @EddieBarstool @DannyJConrad @barstoolWSD @BarstoolChief Slick Rick, big L, bone thugs, etc this is the worstvthing barstool has done
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Who are the best rappers that got left off the list?
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@barstoolsports @DogWalkBarstool @nickysmokess @EddieBarstool @DannyJConrad @barstoolWSD @BarstoolChief You have dr Dre and nwa. Dr Dre was in nwa you morons
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@barstoolsports @DogWalkBarstool @nickysmokess @EddieBarstool @DannyJConrad @barstoolWSD @BarstoolChief What a pathetic list. Tupac at 5?!!! And no members of WU or even WU as a whole?!!! lol dicky and no beastie boys?!!! I could go on and on Terrible just absolutely terrible
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@OhioTate We had a “game” in college where you had to drink a beer straight out of the oven with a raw egg in it and not throw up
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We are hosting Intern Olympics next Tuesday night on Barstool After Dark to crown a King (or Queen) of this Intern Class
Send me all the best / dumbest / funniest games you’ve seen on the internet…or also just something you want to see them compete in
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce stepped out for JuJu Smith-Schuster and Laura Kruk’s California wedding. Swift stunned in a blush pink floral Markarian gown, while Kelce complemented her look in a sharp black suit.
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@stoolpresidente @NjTank99 is a lazy POS and would never do a thing to help anyone if it doesn’t benefit him so good luck seeing his fat ass in the office
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Here is my 8 minute somewhat rambling take on the future of the NYC office
Viva La Stool@VivaLaStool
“I think Chicago has a high output because a lot of their output is clips from around the office where we can’t get a social person, all we do is we sit around, we talk and have fun and this and that at the office” -Pat
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@stoolpresidente 11 goals in 6 world cups. 11!!!! Messi might have 11 in this World Cup alone when it’s over
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One soccer guy who works for our company who I wont name (Zah) was trying to say Ronaldo is as good as Messi. Dont worry I laughed him outta the room but still embarrassing
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@barstoolsports Nobody tries harder at convincing the world Ronaldo is on Messi’s level more than Ronaldo
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“Before Cristiano, Portugal hadn't won anything…
The biggest title I won with the National Team was Euro 2016. For me, it has the same dimension as a World Cup.”
Ronaldo went out with a bang
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@barstoolsports 6 world cups and 11 total goals (only 1 in KO rds) 😂
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@stoolpresidente Would’ve had better odds just Messi goal in 90 minutes. Game has to end in 90 for you to win this anyway. Rookie move
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Don’t bet this. It will lose. But in the off chance it wins I don’t wanna brag about it and have people bitch that I didn’t post it. #dkpartner
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@stoolsalesguy @KayceSmith Hair isn’t a part of the body. Interesting take
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@StoolMintzy What a way to try and expense all those concerts #mooch
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Should I go sling the book in Panic & Phish lots on summer tour?
Viva La Stool@VivaLaStool
Dave thought about using his Brick Watch salesman to help boost the sales numbers for his book: “As much as Mintzy sucks, he somehow did sell quite a few Brick Watches. I don’t know how he did that but he did” -Dave Portnoy on PMT
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@stoolpresidente Any thoughts on @mintzy physically assaulting an employee on company property?
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Gonna need some grey flightline babies asap
Mike Mutnansky@MikeMutnansky
Well this won’t do anything to slow the Flightline hype train 👀👀 Flight Command does it was easy as can be. Big debut here wow
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@StoolMintzy You really got him good! Everyone who bashes you must be so afraid
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Good last 5 minutes from the Scots. Gained some momentum for the 2nd half. #scotland
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