Taking a "fact" at face value because you "read it on the internet" is roughly similar to trusting candy given to you by strangers...
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The DNA Cowboy
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The DNA Cowboy
@DNACowboy
I am 3/4's grizzly and two-thirds car wreck and descended from a stock market crash on my mother's side. I drink napalm to get my heart started in the morning.
Lost Angels, California, USA Katılım Eylül 2008
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New Laredo boots, hat and an Ariat shirt to go with my duster. The Cowboy rides again this Halloween.
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Damn it feels good to be a Hamster! What do you mean that's not how it goes?
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@trixywh Welcome to the tummy rot express. Destination - blown blood vessels and pissing your pants.
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Pants and Mondays are STILL the enemy. Don't let them lull you into thinking otherwise...
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I wanna start fucking with my boss. "Good Morning" *low voice* "It puts the lotion in the basket" "What did you say?" "What?"
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@AshlyStar Stars tweets from the BESTEST Stars fan ever are something I have certainly missed. Howzit, girlie? :)
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I know it's good for you, and I KNOW it's helping me in many ways, but salad is NOT a Double Double. By any stretch...
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@Semper_Fly And you are ridiculously awesome and should not be in public without a cape and theme music.
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@cowboytroy I livin' your part of Cash in the Cookie Jar. And I still smile every time I hear Stay Out of Jail. Tear it up out there!
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@cowboytroy Damn Good. It's funny how much of a difference a day makes. Move down to LA has been nothin' but aces.
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And now, I leave you once again. Who knows, maybe I'll be back again before 2015. ANYTHING'S possible, right? Ta!
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@trixywh Not really my speed. Even drunk, eating grubs is usually something I'm not big on....
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@Agent_Mackey It's only been almost a year, right? I'll DM you! :)
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@Semper_Fly Man, tweets with my FlyGirlie are truly something I've missed. Thankfully, you still put up with my drunken text rants! :)
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@trixywh Would have been a pretty safe bet. Did get in some decent trouble in Ensenada back in June after the MarSoc mud run.
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@cowboytroy CBT, it's DAMN good seein' you again. Run across you once in a while on Tumblr, but it ain't the same. Hope your kickin' ass!
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It always hurts my heart when you lot don't take me seriously. Oh look, something shiny... What?
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I'm working on a Kickstarter to have old Dirty South hip hop sung by opera singers with orchestral accompaniment. Project Bitch, anyone?
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