sickie sanchez

💉i'm in the falling rain i'm in your early grave i'm in the shit between where hell and heaven look the same🩸

maybe they’re dating as friends

keep talking though i want to know more peoples thoughts,,,, push back if u think im off, idc it's free game ~

personally i think he crafts such a web for each of his lovers he prefers to keep them separate so they can't share stories... lest they get tangled... he wants a taste of everything, yeah, but wants to properly assess each flavor as he experiences it

do we think r!ck is into threesomes or prefers merging souls one at a time?

@aidsboogers i love yuor morties so bad

[insert now wildly inaccurate mortycest art]

事后 #evilmorty

Okay, Rick

@xardigrade wewoooow interestiiiing.... much to think about O_O

@xardigrade wait, this is his baseline??? omg what

never forget!!! morty’s attribute slider baselines 😇

@korpsekon happy bdayyyy 🥳🎉

My bday today. Got my present as this good ass s9 ram. Thank youuuu

#rickorty ?????????

@Biblecest i would like to see one instance in which mrty is like.. YEAH i think i can do it...! trying to be cool or whatever and ending up way out of his depth emotionally asking to have it wiped after aswell

@DNdecAy_ I think he’d be down for a 3some if Morty was down but M is too jealous for that sort of thing, no matter if Rick is only trying to please him

@xardigrade same 🤝 {unless this isnt sarcasm}

doing a great job btw

@xardigrade yk what... i can get behind this! definitely fun to imagine mrty and c137 thinking the same "oh you want my partner soooo bad too bad bleeehhh 😝"

can i just say because i haven’t seen anyone else say it even though we know “morty’s right. you do have a crush.” i think rick was truly aware evil morty has a crush on MORTY and was deadass calling him out in that moment. the dramatic irony of it all

it's funny seeing people be dismissive of EM's "crush", i have to assume it's because he's not c137's 'original' mrty but we can't forget that c137 doesnt have one of those so... it's like... equally incestuous?

“Relationship Dynamics analysis” I'll post the text in the comments for easier machine translation.

what i'm saying is summer might actually be more of a player than her grandpa

i'm trying to remember if he ever actually engages in group sex (unity doesn't count) even when his goal was to be an absolute slut he ends up *~*~falling in love~*~*