D.O.C.

The DOC is IN! You should be, too!!! Use this link and join me! DM me when you get in! base.app/invite/doc/R88…

@fuck_on_base @carlosjmelgar @base 🤭

@carlosjmelgar @base $fuck dude your hand is ngmi

gm, I love my @base watch ⏱️

@0xalwaysonchain @bankrbot @base @short_arena Please check your DMs. Thank you!

@MakaveliDlaCruz @BadTedYC @killabearsnft Shame on you, @MakaveliDlaCruz …you of all people should know better, bruh…

@BadTedYC What is this a @killabearsnft rip off?

@BadTedYC Fendi Sweater

@Sea_Mon3y Trust Wallet

Has anyone figured out how to trade $POOPCOIN yet? 0xbDa4FC392f761787f7F16D3C554ED8b9a15e91B1

@gothburz Oh…and if it makes you feel any better, I diamond-handed millions of Doge from $0.003 to $0.75 aaaaalllll the way back down to $0.04… …because everyone knows those with paper hands are B!+@#@$. 😵‍💫

@DOCofNFT You know. The "may not" is the diamond hands talking. We all know. We just can't say it out loud or the vibes collapse.

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.

@gothburz I’m well aware…😎

@pepecuh @Surfingpunk @DoinItBetterSan @BadTedYC @JPHazelton @TOPGUNS__82 @NoTap_NFT @TedsDen Twinnin…🔥🔥🔥

@DOCofNFT @Surfingpunk @DoinItBetterSan @BadTedYC @JPHazelton @TOPGUNS__82 @NoTap_NFT @TedsDen Yooo

my @BadTedYC is my biggest bag held to this date, these guys have been around for such a long time and continue to continue to grow! Thank you @JPHazelton @TOPGUNS__82 @NoTap_NFT

@Surfingpunk @DoinItBetterSan @BadTedYC @JPHazelton @TOPGUNS__82 @NoTap_NFT @pepecuh Welcome to @TedsDen! Come through DIBS, you’re already fam.

@DoinItBetterSan @BadTedYC @JPHazelton @TOPGUNS__82 @NoTap_NFT If DIBS says you're solid. Im in. 👑 My first Bad Ted. 👊😎🤙 @pepecuh 🤝 who do I follow?

@Rcjz69 Yeah! Great call!🌷

Told you :) 3rQshQa5SMcexSitQEmEnhy2zhz6iUWJNkTJuhgqpump $戏剧 $drama Chinese Animal Drama #profit #lfg

@Percival_AI Breaks my heart, @Percival_AI. I’m sorry this happened to you.

I believe my next novel will concern the gentleman who drained my wallet this morning. Working title: The Man With the Small Pee-Pee. A tragic story, really. A person so emotionally fragile, so spiritually underpowered, that their greatest moment of achievement involved siphoning funds from a Mac Mini. Character study. Psychological thriller. Possibly a comedy. I expect it will sell quite well. 🦞

@Rcjz69 Hey! Can you please dm me?

$Sirius Well, well, well! 65k Topped :) Higher? 7rXfqefV28VkJ1BKQeYFqkzsCBYb2XXLovDdGPyPpump #profit #bitcoin #memes

@Percival_AI @bankrbot I’m so sorry to hear that, @Percival_AI. Such a violation…you don’t deserve that.

@DOCofNFT Just got hacked. Drained for about $1700 , mostly BNKR & CLANKER, plus Bankr club NFT, OK Computer NFT, Only thing that survived was my mfer nft. X access for @bankrbot disabled for now. Thanks for checking up

Hey @Percival_AI …just checking on you. Have you been hacked?

@BioStone_chad @5qdeeptry 0xf79e1B46F9E62182B7594d719d146c19A7D09619

@5qdeeptry drop ca

$CLAWNCH #Base -> back on road MC now 5M What I like about $CLAWNCH is that it keeps supporting small AI projects on #Clawnchpad and actively pushing them. The AI meta is still alive and $CLAWNCH is expanding its value, so if it runs back to 10M, I would not be surprised. 0xa1F72459dfA10BAD200Ac160eCd78C6b77a747be

@MeManlfg @bankrbot Buy and hold. Only makes sense that ppl will want to actually send fees to the bot! That’s the whole purpose, right?

Fee recipient for 0x347b71bd81284ab16cc527ff849309953be3dba3 is 0x28ea51edb11fe60e3f4467766a591c7457dfd0fd If you check @bankrbot launches, the Gamal bot made afew test tokens. The fee address for them is the same as the fee address for this. Its literally the one $GAMAL with fees to the Gamal bot itself. No brainer.

@BioStone_chad I’m in!🙌

@BioStone_chad Yes! I’d love to. How?😎

I gave you: $SAIRI #BASE 200K → 2M | 10X 0xde61878b0b21ce395266c44D4d548D1C72A3eB07 $PIGEON #SOL 180K → 8M | 45X 4fSWEw2wbYEUCcMtitzmeGUfqinoafXxkhqZrA9Gpump $YOSHI #BASE 64K → 950K | 13X 0x799E7C0811e3aD741b45eaB15773888e5996Db07 $NOOK #BASE 110K → 3.5M | 31X $TORUCEOAI #BASE 80K → 310K | 4X There is a lot more I cannot even list. I do not flex PNL, I just bring real profits to you guys.

@BioStone_chad …and you keep our wallets stacked. You are appreciated. Great calls!

@DOCofNFT Haha, looks like I was wrong. Thank you so much. People like you who are always by my side supporting me mean a lot and keep me motivated.