Claudia Baim

I wish I appreciated Boston market in it's peak. Miss her.

@hangwithfriends my culture is not a joke

West Village circa 2024

Shocked. Appalled. Insulted.

Brb planning my next vacation

baby are you illiterate? bc you are not reading the room

The first time I heard a clip of this song on TikTok I thought it was a fake diss track from SpongeBob SquarePants

@RagnaMarkndRoll Can confirm

"IBS is hot girl shit"

@RagnaMarkndRoll Y not both

absurd that when I stay alone at a hotel they always give me free drink vouchers/bar credit. Is it cause i’m cute or lonely looking, jesus

@sives_ 2019 vibes!!!!

@sives_ Tiger QUEEN

was not expecting to be destroyed by my friend's therapist today....

@sives_ I had been wondering!

@sives_ Why are you making me relive this trauma

Don't become a doctor unless you want to receive texts like this from me

Catch 22? How about a catch 69?

It's 9:30, but this is my midnight

@MNorts I cannot stop myself

I'm putting 'live. laugh. love' in my work email signature because nothing matters

A tale in two pictures