The green spots on DOOF aren't stains.
They're dimensional leaks containing entire universes.
Every time you buy $DOOF, somewhere another reality gets a little weirder.
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Reality sneezed in the 47th dimension... and $DOOF fell out.
He arrived carrying a stuffed mammoth and hasn't let go since.
Nobody knows why.
Nobody is brave enough to ask.
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