DOOM

I see some really destructive ppl posting about peace being a priority 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

BREAKING🚨: A mysterious force just smashed through the Milky Way without light heat or warning leaving scientists stunned by what it could be.😮

Where does this money really go 🤨🤨

@itsqail Let me pass or we both dying type of driving

@DOOM1600 They drive like the goal is to not make it home

Worst drivers u can encounter on the road: 1. Teslas (all clueless) 2. Beat up Honda Civic/accord (suicidal drivers) 3. Any BMW (a different kind of douchebag/entitled) 4. Angry F-150 guys (no explanation necessary/they need therapy)

I’m 100 percent living in a time loop

Ppl get paid to promote 1 product and change their bio to actor/actress smfh

Girls handle having the flu so well wtf

There won’t be a second date but at least she now knows why the Strait of Hormuz is a major choke point for global oil supply

@davidonchainx Taxes

How to escape the matrix (easy): - Make $600,000 - Put it in a savings account with 12% interest - Earn $72,000/year in passive income - Travel the world and enjoy life What's holding you back?

A deleted scene from Scary Movie 3 where Cindy enters the matrix to battle hundreds of Samara’s and realize she’s the one

@itsqail 🤣🤣

Caucasian caribana is almost here (st Patrick’s day)

@Ryanair 🤣🤣

we see the watch bro

If I video call and you don’t answer you just missed the biggest opportunity of your life

@Okay_Bye___ 🤣🤣

"i really like u" My trust issues:

Been posting positive messages in the family chat every morning and catching so much heat for that

@itsqail Wtf

U need an MRI today??? Best we can do is kill u

Import export is cool because instead of dealing with a lot of customer that haggle you on price you get to deal with 2 or 3 customers that haggle you on price but it’s compounded

How am I annoying you by following up on a payment you owe me

I’m sad today :(