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To my peeps, and my Brown and LGBTQ friends. Never forget that your light was so damn bright they handed the world to the first asshole who promised to dim it.
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Guilder. Florin. Lake Michigan Katılım Şubat 2014
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@TheAuthorGuy Hey, remember back in January when we were going to invade Greenland? But then we got a concept of a framework of a plan for a deal, and have heard absolutely NOTHING about it since then?
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Yeah, we should absolutely trust the foreign policy chops of the people who put us in this position. The Straight of Hormuz would be open if not for you fucksticks.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Jeff Landry: "Greenland needs a deal. Greenland could be exporting 2 million barrels of oil a day right now. Think about what kind of pressure that would relieve in the Strait of Hormuz, what kind of leverage that would give America ... it's time for the Danes to come to the table and let's get a deal done"
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@magachrchpastr All the DNA matches and there are no dental records to check.
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Pray for law enforcement in Kentucky. They have a hard time solving crimes since all the DNA matches.
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Now that the good people of Kentucky have kicked noted liberal Thomas Massie out of the Senate race, the state can leave behind its policy of transgender for all and embrace it's long-standing heritage of underage marriage for girls🙏🇺🇸
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@theliamnissan @JDVance You forgot the word "also".
As in "Nixon was also a complete asshole."
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@JDVance Are you kidding? Even Nixon was stronger and Nixon was an complete asshole
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There’s a reason President Trump is respected by world leaders, and it’s because he’s consistently shown a level of strength that we haven’t seen from our Commander in Chief in modern history.
Rapid Response 47@RapidResponse47
.@POTUS on his state visit to China: "We have a relationship, he and I, and we've been working together a long time. We've gotten along well. When I first came here, China was really taking advantage of the United States—he understands that—and now, we do great with China."
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@AtheistPhoenix Go try to look up "demon possession" in the DSM-5. I'll wait.
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@magachrchpastr @murderering Pastor, while your vacation home looks amazing, I don't see a giant golden statue of yourself in that photo. If you really follow the Bible, you'll get that fixed ASAP.
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@murderering Speaking of wondering, it's a wonder you're not already a generous recurring giver to my Building Fund, and by that I mean the new addition I'm putting on my already palatial vacation home in Cabo. DM for details, we take Venmo, PayPal and Apple Pay (new!).
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No wonder he bows to a golden statue of Trump.
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Magachurch Pastor🙏🇺🇸@magachrchpastr
Here's something math-impaired Libs will never understand: President Trump overspent a bit on the now-concluded war with Iran, so now we have to tighten our belts and cut gasoline tax revenue. Sometimes you have to spend money to make money!!🙏🇺🇸
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@3YearLetterman @damnidc__ If they're so "traditional", why is that MAN a secretary? That's a job for women!
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@damnidc__ 7 kids
3 successful marriages
1 term as War Secretary
The people who hate traditional families and marriages are in shambles
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@magachrchpastr I would rather have MMA fighters in the bathrooms and children fighting on the front lawn.
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I'm willing to pay $5.00/gallon for gas so long as our precious little ones are using the right bathrooms and we're free to exercise our Constitutional rights to have MMA matches on the White House lawn🙏🇺🇸
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Elon absolutely hates being called Sissy SpaceX™ so double check if you're still following me, and retweet for visibility
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@magachrchpastr It was just an oopsy daisy, give him a break
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I've been getting some pushback on my comment about President Trump's message of non-violence. Listen, I know he bombed Iran, but he's been feeling bad about it and has been trying hard to settle things amicably ever since!!!
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In my experience most Libs dislike President Trump for the same reason they dislike Jesus: they don’t like his message of non-violence, and they aren’t on board with his 2nd return 🙏🇺🇸
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@TheAuthorGuy They inspectors didn't even cost the government any money - the program was paid for by the cruise lines.
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TRUMP: "When did I promise $2,000 tariff checks to Americans? I don't remember doing that."
Right here, Mr. @POTUS ⬇️
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@OrevaZSN Everything is a date EXCEPT ACTUAL DATES, which it turns into zip codes for some reason?
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@WhiteHouse @RealDeanCain I hope you get sued for this intellectual property appropriation.
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In a galaxy that demands strength - America stands ready.
This is the way. May the 4th be with you.
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@MrJamesMay My dear Mum loves restaurants and has visited them constantly throughout her life. To my knowledge, she has never actually ordered a single thing.
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I went to a lovely village fete today, and there was a fish ‘n’ chip van, so I had a large cod and chips. My missus ‘didn’t want any’, but then, of course, proceeded to eat around 40 per cent of my chips. Also, two random women simply walked up and helped themselves to some, as if that was perfectly acceptable.
How much longer must men put up with this? How do we know how much food to buy? If you run a chips-adjacent food outlet, how do you know how much to serve to a bloke when there are obvious women present?
Of course, I’m happy to share with the frail, fainting flower of womanhood, because what’s mine is hers first. We are men, and our duty is to provide and, ultimately, defend, even unto death. But this is about chips, and boundaries are important.
Sisters: it’s OK to like chips. It’s OK to want some. We know you do.
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@magachrchpastr @RepJackKimble Who actually walks into Denny's? I just teleport in.
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@RepJackKimble Jack, you hit a Grand Slam™️ with this tweet.
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I still remember when I was in college and I got a fake ID so I could eat at Denny’s
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Blanche: "There's a lot of things we can be doing, like voter ID. Every time you walk into a restaurant you have to show ID. How about you have to show your idea to vote? That's not anything that's crazy."
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Republicans are like: "You're not going to force my child to get a vaccine!"
Republicans are also like: "Your child has to be exposed to MY RELIGION even if you as the parent don't want them to be."
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Sen. King: I don't understand why you continually say wind and solar aren't reliable when your own state is the sixth highest wind source state in the nation and it's saving you from the currently exorbitant cost of fossil fuels.
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@atrupar He kinda looks a raccoon. He'd better hope RFK Jr doesn't notice.
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Trump is looking bronze today except for the area around his eyes, which is very white
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