Tyler

If you're young in a truly rural area of the Northeast, you know this feeling. "90% of everyone in this bar is gonna be dead in the next 15 years, and when they're gone, this bar is going to close, and if I stay here, I am going to be alone." It's like a real-life horror film.

top activities as a sports fan 1. watching a game on your phone while you’re out with friends and ruining the vibe for everyone by overreacting to every bad play your team makes 2. finding community with strangers daily by complaining about your sports team

Name a retired player from your favorite team who should be in the Hall of Fame, but still isn’t

the way people talk about vgk is getting so performative i’m sorry. anyone saying shit like “i hope the ducks destroy the evil vgk because fuck hart” is just being performative for the tl because why are you saying “fuck hart” while cheering for quenneville

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