unlucky sar ☆ ACAB 🦩

nice joy division shirt you fucking piece of shit

I'm like an empty bottle Drained of everything left in my mind Checking out life on the dark side Riding down the road 'til the end of time

so far today i’ve had a customer tell me that he invented a new skateboard trick after he mastered electricity, and another guy who spent literally 20 minutes telling me to sign up for his class that teaches you how to protect your brain from hypnosis and other psychic attacks

I started crying in class because I tried to draw a chameleon from memory

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@HurtKull sam being red as a mascot but yellow in the cartoon pisses me off

FUCK THIS

ARIZONA NEEDS NEW LEADERSHIP

appears that a popcorn machine is mic’d up onstage at on cinema live

jokes on you i’m my dad’s friend

“sara listens to music like she’s trying to impress her dad’s friends” -@Ojs_Bronco

re-watching on cinema lucky season 7 cuz it regulates my nervous system

my greed has blinded & therefore ruined me today

my greed has exceeded my understanding today

i’m craving touching a stingray

frothing at the mouth to watch the oscar special tonight

Warwick Davis is taught how to use a bong for Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood (2003)

I just saw an 8ft tall werewolf in a Patagonia jacket kill and dismember my neighbor

working on my water the day after st pats parade is fucking diabolical dude i’m THIRSTY

making a gif of the security footage of my bar back being hit by a car