Drea Ramirez

mom: shots are not that easy Me: yea they are u just gotta open your throat & a chaser helps if u need it mom: shots at a hospital, Drea 😂

"He's got big onions. I mean, this is a bold move." Troy Aikman on Dan Campbell, just before the Lions picked up a first down on a fourth-and-1 against the Ravens.

Asked about the importance of losing gracefully, Sherrone Moore says: “We didn’t lose, so…”

@JustABirdShirt Story time lmao

think i just almost got asked to join into a threesome @ a crunch fitness

@jayemonet Lmk what your anon account will be I can’t be missing pure comedic gold

I have to clean up my image. I get invited to speak at so many universities and if they ever found my Twitter I’m finished.

@JustABirdShirt @koryjurek

@DREAxRamirez @koryjurek 😌😌😌

i know my dad is going through a depressed period bcuz all his snap stories look like this

@JustABirdShirt @koryjurek Send it here too plz

@koryjurek Don’t worry I gotchu I’ll send over that snap 😎

@JustABirdShirt Awkward..

whats up with HR being the shittiest part of any company always?

@JustABirdShirt Who

nothing worse than that awkward phase where you’re just starting to become friends with someone & u want to hang out with them but you can’t tell how much they wanna hang out with u 🥲🥲

@koryjurek @JustABirdShirt Savannah wants you to like her tweet plz

@JustABirdShirt Language plz

i get compliments frequently but the only one i trust is from the drunk woman i just met that told me i was too damn cute over and over again. i know she wouldn’t lie to me

@Marissa_Kratz Stop it rn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 fr you used to hate it to

@koryjurek O

I have no one to ride with for the rest of the season and I’m literally depressed

@trombleyjonny @kyledackerman I’m cracking up at this lmao so accurate

@kyledackerman Once I leave the west branch Taco Bell drive thru.

Michigan ppl: at what point are you “Up North”? For me, it’s anything above this red line.

@delaneyrstorm I completely agree!

@Marissa_Kratz Well I’m im tears, so thank you for that this morning 😭😭😭😭

@heelloosaam @McLovingTacos LMAO laughed so hard at this

@Marissa_Kratz @goongerardo @mikxciv Lol kath meant business

@PBeyerlein 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I swear I'll buy the first round of car bombs as soon as the bars open. But only for the people who like this. And if you beat me I'll buy you a second one too. If you thought drunk Phoebe was bad at the Ackerman wedding. You just wait.

@keifer_james You’re the best kind of person. Love you ❤️

@Marissa_Kratz Was it at Meijer I saw your moms Facebook Status