𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻𝙸𝙴 𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙻𝚈

ᅠ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘴 , 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘦 . ᅠ

@CONSEQUENCEMILF ᅠ . . . uh huh . 💧 ᅠ

@DRENCHEDSTRIPES No reason at all! Simply making a statement. Definitely not because she just got done imagining exactly that kind of fantasy.

Henrietta definitely does NOT fantasize about having three girls in her bed and being older than all three combined....

ᅠ sorry about her absence . . . the lullaby of the music box was just so enchanting for some reason . . . yaaawn . . hopefully the other’s have been acting civilly despite her long rest . . . ᅠ

@BEAROFVENG3ANCE ᅠ if you put on a pair of bunny ears , a bunny suit , and sit in my lap and let me pet you for like half an hour , i’ll give you free reign over the dessert freezer tonight . ᅠ

Easter sucks. Bunnies suck.

ᅠ her posture is terrible . . someone oughta tell her to stop slouching when she sits . or hunching over when she walks . ᅠ

@BEAROFVENG3ANCE ᅠ nope you’re weird and gay . ᅠ

@DRENCHEDSTRIPES It really isn't, gaybo.

ᅠ i DON’T want to bury my dick in Cassidy’s big fat butt ! . . . april fools !! haha !! ᅠ

@BEAROFVENG3ANCE ᅠ what ? no , it’s not weird at all . weirdo . it’s a completely normal thing to say ? ᅠ

@DRENCHEDSTRIPES It's still a weird thing to say.

@BEAROFVENG3ANCE ᅠ was the joke not clear enough ᅠ

@DRENCHEDSTRIPES What.

ᅠ DON’T give a pre-teen power over her peers , Charlie is proof that it just goes to their head . . . . the lower one , specifically . but it probably isn’t doing great for her mind either . ᅠ

@BEAROFVENG3ANCE ᅠ she’d NEVER !! that’s rude . . . and obviously Charlie would NEVER do anything to Cassidy that could be considered as gross or rude . ᅠ

Stop. Calling. Her. Lardssidy.

ᅠ gooning hours . don’t come by the music box for a bit . 🤍 ᅠ

ᅠ she’s a bit of a tinkerer . . probably a family thing . unfortunately , she really only uses her skills to craft the perfect replica of Cassidy’s fat , doughy clapcakes . for private use . no success so far . ᅠ

@BEAROFVENG3ANCE ᅠ HEY . ghff . . sit still and let me do this , or else I’m cutting you off from getting extra pizza tonight . 💢 ( 𝙎𝙌𝙐𝘼𝘼𝘼𝙎𝙃 , kneading her hands deeep into those enormous , pale twerkcakes . . breathing low and heavy . ) ᅠ

@DRENCHEDSTRIPES STOP IT!! You perverted little... UGH!!

... even if it is slightly accurate.

@BEAROFVENG3ANCE ᅠ i mean , it’s not like anyone would notice much at first glance . . . it’s all hidden under her skirt . 💧 ᅠ

If you say she's getting fat she fucking explodes your brain.

@BEAROFVENG3ANCE ᅠ how it feels to be friends and spread kindness . :) ᅠ

How it feels to KILL people.

ᅠ she’s got a little mini music box she carries around sometimes . it helps her relax a little when things get a bit too stressful for her . . . alternatively , she just keeps Cassidy around and uses her butt like a pair of stressballs , but that’s irrelevant . ᅠ

ᅠ new . holes . did i stutter . ᅠ