Almost Professional Sports Bettor

I got the under… so Devin Williams is going to blow the lead… Let me go bet my Yankees ML before it’s too late

AROLDIS CHAPMAN IS DOING EVERYTHING BUT HIS JOB

Aroldis Chapman… come in and do your job please.

COMMON SENSE TELLS YOU TO GET CARLOS RODON THE FUCK OUT THE GAME AFTER THAT WILD PITCH SCORING TWO RUNS BOONE I HATE YOU

Rodon you’re so fucking bad.

Send Rodon back down to the fucking minors.he needs more rehab. Fucking bum

Carlos Rodon… please don’t blow this game.

Bubba Chandler thought you were Paul Skenes like… Not at all

All the superstars have piss second halves in the NBA playoffs. Ain’t even getting double teamed.. just corner sitting and letting the role players take every shot. Getting the ball giving it right back..

OKC hope yall seeing how soft Wemby is. Chet… please lock in.

WEMBY NEVER TRIES TO SCORE WHEN I FUCKING BET HIM WTF

Leading scorer of the NBA playoffs….. Proceeds to score 5 points in the second half of an elimination game… Thanks Cade Cunnigham. Long as yall got the win right 🫩

Cade not even involved in the offense. What the fuck is this?!

I JUST WATCHED SASSER WAVE OFF CADE CUNNIGHAM IIGHT BRO

Take Jarrett Allen to score 2 layups in the 3Q and of course he missed a free throw and only had one other attempt…

Tobias Harris be chucking like a muhfcka 🤣

@SportsWithJay0 This dude is terrible man wtf

Jalen Duren I hope you’ve got a backup plan lined up

The Pistons don’t even look for Duren on these fucking rolls its terrible man