D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg

Thank you Snapchat, but I really don’t give a #FUCK

@midlemarketmark Proud of you Triple M, it’s a hard thing to do

Just blocked “it” on every form of social media. I have peace now

You call it the cuck chair I call it the commander of the bedroom. #Cuck #thoughts

@thebullet69420 Expand tf out of this, let them know!! #brownpeople

I’ve never seen a president with this Vocabulary shrink or expand? #LANK

Just got lettuce on my burrito at chipotle out of habit and I was too late to stop it. #shit #itshappening #stilleating

I’m about an hour out of going over to see this chick and I’m getting mud snakes rn. #FUCK #diarrhea #betternoteatMYass

@daledimmadomeII Input is appreciated

@DRealest67 I'm gonna put all my chips on #shrink for this one, Bobby

Is learning magic card tricks to impress the huzz a #shrink or #expand ?? #lank

Just drove by a cop while I was scrolling the #beev, good thing he was also looking down on his phone. I wonder if he’s on here too #expand #lank

Genuinely ecstatic about seeing Spider-Man on Friday. #GonnaCum

Check out DRealest hairdox

Would I like to donate 3¢ to kids in need? #FUCK no. #Jewish

@waudrichard19 Make that 15 my friend.

Shared my profile with my buddies at school and I’m just getting harassed by them for tweeting retarded things? Sorry but I’ve got things in my head that need to be put on the beev and you dont. They don’t realize I’m willing to die for my 14 followers

Mfs reply with “😭😭” then steal your tweet 2 mins later

@daledimmadomeII 😭😭

Mfs reply with “😭😭” then steal your tweet 2 mins later

@daledimmadomeII D’Realest is intrigued.

Any burners wanna join a gc for Mutual Monday? #LANK

25 Followers Haircut dox. I will fight and die for each one of you guys! #Love #hogdoxat100

@carries_burner Carrie, respectfully you are a rocket. #hitmyline

@thebradhop Neckolas

What should I name the new pup

@JamesDaRealOne Thank you for your pity, it is appreciated.

@DRealest67 Sorry that your not going on vacation, I’m going to Florida in the winter

Sitting in the car w the family and they told me that they were going to Florida for Easter without me, yea no I’ll just go #FUCK myself #hangingmyself #noegghunt #thoughts