Moyle

My favorite subculture is young Indian men on a Twitter thread talking about bullish markets and hyping up behemoth companies

If my name was called at the airport gate I think I would shit

@ThrillaRilla369 Puhtoing!

Can anyone spell the sound this makes? 😿

I’ve never met a scientist so maybe they do just disappear

I am a real life version of grok. Tag me in all your replies and I will answer. You can get responses from an actual human like me. Ask Moyle

@nickturani @Pirates @Paul_Skenes Nick your jeans…theyre out of style

@Pirates @Paul_Skenes Hoisting from chicago

Let’s go to the bullpen with @Paul_Skenes.

Going up to girls and saying “Damn you’re like byyourselfmaxxing” might be the new method✍️

What would ASU frat leader do right now…

I’m now a bar soap guy. Since when did these things run out of soap

When a gang like Reuters drop a headline this super hot fire I shake in myboots

I feel like I’m probably Jewish but I don’t know

Just smacked the weed pen making a chipotle order like it’s a cmas wishlist for my belly

Epstein releases are an impressive display of the immutable, despicable, barbaric behavior written in the code of human nature. When there are no chains…

@chefdonnyy Where is this

Heaven

Where did “wise as an owl” come from? A fuckin bird? Dude got pea brain

Got summoned for jury duty but I already know he ain’t do it

Ya boy just verbally committed to a new barber. Old guy who scoffs at his customers after they leave and apologizes for the annoyance. He’s perfect

Flying J bathrooms are atrocious too, Jimmy. #Browns

Two astronauts looking over earth from the space station: Astronaut 1: we are the highest humans alive Astronaut 2: really? I guess mine hasn’t kicked in yet

Anybody tryna do some stolen valor with me tonight?