dilly dilly

Don’t drink and drive… jail is haunted

40 minutes into the NFL season and already throwing in the white towel as a dolphins fan. Tank for anyone not named TUA

As a former sports center top 10 athlete… I ask all to boycott NFL Redzone till ESPN gives the rights back to the NFL or Remove commercials. It’s the equivalent of telling everyone you’re ordering pizza for the game just for it to be all gluten free…

Tell me Puka Nacua doesn’t give you a glimmer of Larry Fitz

I would love to start a petition to make it illegal for streaming services to make their shows and movies different volumes than there ads

Tua is that guy

Two plays in and the dolphins are so back

Pizza+honey>>>> pizza+ranch … yeah you read that right.

2 things I learned from my trip to Europe: 1. They have not figured out how a line works 2. Deodorant has not made it across the pond

JFK airport blows

I hope everyone in the Big 10 and supports the Big 10 electricity goes out today so they can see what it feels like to not watch your teams first game #gobeavs y’all ruined college football

You know how people have to have the volume on their TV to at increments of 5 and 10… Am I the only one who has to have it at numbers of athletes I like #brothoughts

Scottie is actually just white tiger

I can’t believe we get to watch Tiger play golf tomorrow

I can’t wait for October baseball

Induct that comma into the Hall of Fame

Soooooo @MiamiDolphins we just gonna let everyone walk????

But I’ll settle for Wii sports for now

I could live in a 500 sq ft apartment with a roommate for the rest of my life if it came with a golf simulator, those things are electric!

Getting ready to claw out my ears tonight. Tony Romo is doing the Super Bowl. Actually the least excited I’ve ever been for the big game