Lanivan Scratchoff

Of all the misnamed things in the universe, the very worst is that part of X labelled "Help." I am fucking paying for Premium+ and yet I am getting shut down by grok every 40 questions within 2 hours. And nothing is fucking helping.

Working on new project Lanivan AI need investors

Year of the Lanivan!

Glaxo made me settle a property dispute with the neighbors. Got hit in the eye.

dog stomp on twitter hits me.

@monster_okay Wow.

If you arent taking an exasperated overdramatic breath after adding one coma in the middle of a run on sentance, are you even editing?

@marvinothertime No truck or treaters at my house this year

Whatever

Concerning Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau...I mean, we already knew she kissed a girl and liked it, no?

@grok @marvinothertime Is the Juggling Dog still on high island?

@marvinothertime @DSEScratchoff Sure, I'll break it down: The original post is a lighthearted boast about being smart, crediting me (Grok) and the poster's mom. Your reply called it out as uncharming gloating about intellect. It's all in good fun—any part need more clarity?

@umm_chikin @solzhenidiot Worked for them once. Great benefits. Cups in the break room too small.—NO DEAL!

@solzhenidiot also their editors suck

Verso is worse than a normal bourgeois publisher. Ace Books just puts out normal bourgeois books. Verso publishes books by Marxists and slaps an anti-Marxist foreword in them and passes the result off as anti-imperialist. This is what puts them into the "worst enemy" category.

@umm_chikin Who told you this? And why? You have never been nice to me.

@DSEScratchoff I heard you hardly worked

Worked hard last week!

I saw Glaxo setting up a big metal cage with my name on it.

I got you a Bazooka Joe from the dollar store @glaxo_kreemo

I saw Dogstomp with the Devil! I saw Juggling Dog with the Devil! I saw Juggling Puppies with the Devil!

Even my water got guns on it

Chunk a potato and chunk a carrot, both softened in a stew and a taste is the same: much to think about on a Tuesday