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@BroSydePhil That hairline is crazy fucked up. I think we've reached the point where the little dollop of hair at the front that he's grown out so he can comb it back is actually an island now. He didn't always comb it back so aggressively but he has no choice now.

My god. Look at the eyes. They've recessed into their sockets.

@ElianGonza18550 Is it possible for a human to die from an overdose of shame? He's had absolutely none all these years, what if it all hit him at once and, refusing to express it outwardly, it is rapidly eating him from the inside?

I don't think it's Ozempic. I think he's dying of his alcohol abuse. And if I'm right, at this rate, he has maybe another year to live.

@Khatspergers Now let me tell you a thing or two about wooden doors....

DSP Says It: SIX MILLION....That's a pretty interesting number, isn't it?

@BroSydePhil And let's be real here, if he will openly admit to spending $1000, it's probably at least double that amount.

Phil: "I've spent over $1000 on Pokémon cards" What I found after 3 minutes Google searching.... Poor, poor Khet.

@Tripp_AAA Yeah but I bet you probably don't even have a Gre-nin-ja card tho.

will you stop saying stupid things Phil? im trying to play FF14 here and you keep making me stop to clip dumb shit. im 36 and retired, i dont need a job. you make 3x as much as me, yet i have a investments, savings, and im actually happy with my life not having to beg and be a laughing stock on the internet. i do this for fun.

@bieber_sux123 I can see where a guy who is into fishing or nature might want a shirt like that. But what reason could there POSSIBLY be for Phil to buy that, other than it is on sale?

I swear they only go to 4 places in Renton. Kohl's being one of them.

@TheRealDashFir1 Yeah that story was everywhere last month, I'm sure it'll do great!

DSP wants to react to a lego controversy, I am sure people will tune into that

@InAnOtterPlace Wait... is he proudly displaying the "A Red Card" one that he was complaining about how lame it was? lmao Every day is some new development that is more pathetic than the last. This motherfucker has lost his damn mind, for real this time.

We’re back to showing tat in DSP’s professional studio setup. Hard to believe this is what he’s proud of

@TheyCallMeDSP Looking refreshed and very addicted today!

I'm BACK! After a couple of days away, I've returned to chill! Join me for a Level 1 Podcast followed by Pokemon Brilliant Diamond and the 1st card pack openings of the week, Featuring A TOTALLY NEW SET OF CARDS! Let's GO!! youtube.com/watch?v=J_XexF… kick.com/dspgamingreal

@KatBurnell Always be nice to your wife because when you try to wear something like that, she is the person who would tell you "Hey, that looks retarded, don't wear that" if anyone is going to. But if she really doesn't like you, it'll be "That looks PERFECT to wear on stream!"

Fat bald retard

@NexGenGuy Yeah, but Phil has THIRTY SIX packs in his hand, while Max only has ONE child in his picture. Bigger number means Phil wins!

"Phil's Happy Life™ (ft. One (1) Wife and Several Pets) vs. Max Dood Casually Winning at Fatherhood"

@ThatBeing_Said "I heard you lookin for an Asian man to pin you down and do you riiiiiiiiight"

What does it mean if you play Five Hearts Under One Roof and get this ending? Asking for a friend...

@poems_past Good. He deserves to feel that way every minute of every day. He's never admitted fault for anything and never taken any accountability in his entire life. He really needs to humble himself, just like everybody else has to when they fuck up.

Dsp just described his mind as “cracked” because he has moments where he doesn’t feel good about himself and gets depressed

@PeterDiamandis Unfortunately, communism is going to be the only system that makes sense in a truly post-scarcity world with no jobs. But that is impossible because of human nature. The only way it could ever work is if all of us were able to read minds and the dumbest among us had discernment.

ELON MUSK: “We’re going to have universal high income. We’ll basically just issue money to people." "AI and robots are going to make so much stuff and provide so many services that they’ll run out of things to do for humans." "Money will stop being relevant at some point in the future." "AI won’t use human currency. It will care about power and mass: wattage and tonnage.” ME: “So just as you’re becoming a multi-trillionaire, money starts to have less value?” ELON: “Yeah, pretty much.”

@2ndDerich My son walked by right at that part and heard that, stops and goes "Is that guy retarded? That's not really free." Keeps walkin. 😂

Sure sounds a look like mandatory support, not really free content then, is it Sire?

@GamerFaceGaming Damn, did Phil get on the bad side of some Reddit witches or something? Dude looks like he's had a series of hexes and debuffs placed upon him.

@BroSydePhil Well, what can you say, anyone who really puts in the work deserves to show off their gains once in awhile. But when you're Phil and your gains are those of a 12 year old about 2 weeks into lifting... maybe you wanna keep that shit on the down low.

Disclaimer: LTG is awful That being said (shoutout) Phil. LTG is skull fucking you...

@ThatBeing_Said You just KNOW he practiced that in OBS last night while he was ripping and tearing.

Very natural king!

@BroSydePhil Reminds me of being in study hall and you sit in front of the girl you like and "nonchalantly" stretch/flex so she can see how "ripped" you are. You know, when you're like 12.

Bro...stop. Until you have segmentation on the inner arm, just stop.

@MistyxMochii Well even if he is racist, I still don't like him.

Boy... Jer's racism really comes out when he's tired / coming down from whatever the hell he took. What a full mask off moment. Holyyyyyy.