Dan Stoolmaker

All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day. Put the pieces back together my way. -Aesop Rock.

@animeposts Why is that episode number 1? Nothing happened.

One Piece top 3 highest-rated episodes

@powdury Powdur using Ethot tactics. How do I know? ........ well...

Surely more than 1 person will come say hi to me today? 🥺 🔴LIVE

@TerribleMaps Thats definitely Bhutan

99% of Americans can’t name this country

@Pontifex This dude's social media manager must have graduated from the Learing Center.

From the beginning of my pontificate, I have thought about a journey in #Africa. I thank the Lord for granting me the opportunity to undertake it, as Shepherd, in order to encounter and encourage the people of God, as well as to offer a message of #Peace at a time in history marked by wars and serious and frequent violations of international law. #GeneralAudience

@klara_sjo Oh hey CaseOh.

Felt cute, might delete later.

Was down $240 and hit my deposit limit. Redeemed a $5 casino bonus and turned that $5 into $380. Heck of a run.

@jackfish937 @KaptinYap Indeed. Tried to make sense of a stupid sentence.

@DStoolmaker @KaptinYap Because of stupidity , correct ?

They really don’t understand other countries exist

@SZamparutti @KaptinYap Honestly does not suprise me. There's a reason why its a meme haha.

@DStoolmaker @KaptinYap On your other point: Using the sample size of everyone I spoke to in a one-month drive around USA, ~50% of the US population believe Texas is the largest US state.

@SZamparutti @KaptinYap Haha yeah your probably right. Trying to do the impossible to make whatever sense out of absurdity.

@DStoolmaker @KaptinYap Texas is one-third the size of Queensland. All of Queensland is liveable.

@hoshizorarock A hamburger is not made of ham. I dont have beef with you, but this post is fishy. Its made out of chicken from Turkey.

彼はハンバーガーの夢をみています。

Watch ONE demonstration video and now my timeline is filled with this slop. *sigh* Sometimes I miss the "content creator" algorithm.

@tuuu28283 3rd shift life. Im always awake. Haha

アメリカの兄弟達 今起きてる人どのくらいいますか？？ ただ知りたいだけです！🤭

@klara_sjo Bowling for soup were ahead of their time.

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still!

@piersmorgan We have experience fighting Islamic terrorists. You can try.

If President Trump wants to take the Falkland Islands away from Britain, then we must reclaim the United States. Perfect way to celebrate the 250th anniversary of American Independence. King Charles can announce it to Congress next week.

@klara_sjo King? I thought they had a Sultan.

If you cheated and used a Toyota Tundra to pull the sword from the stone, would you be the King of England or would it be the Toyota?

@kick @xQc @LosPollosTV @theburntpeanut @N3onOnYT @PontiacMadeDDG @Trainwreckstv @adinross @Asmongold @REALIcePoseidon @Odablock Ahhhh hell neah, I could buy 1/100th of a crap skin in CounterStrike with that money.

you have $100 to build a content house who you picking?

@klara_sjo *Uses Wizened Finger* Rump ahead.

So jealous of this chubby bear sleeping peacefully in a field

Some of y'all are cool, don't come on X tomorrow.

@yamanakanobody No my name is Dan.

俺英語から翻訳される人全員アメリカ人だと思ってるけどあってる？