DR. Dill Troyton, MD

Back on my bullshit #vday2026

I’m telling my kids that both of these guys were Jack Benter.

@weatherchannel Phil is a system groundhog

Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, predicting six more weeks of winter. #GroundhogDay

Calmer heads have prevailed talked to a coworker today ( ‘97 Purdue Grad) and he got me right #imatrustpaint @CoachPainter I’m sorry for the negative comments. I’m back in and have 5x’d my original Purdue Natty Future at +2000 I’ll see you at the parade! @Gicarri1

@12and0dom It got worse

@DTroyton Keep your head up Dill

Last 3 days in sports: Sunday: Bears eliminated from the playoffs Monday: IU wins the National Championship Tuesday: #4 Purdue lost to UCLA Surely life gets better from here on out

JUST A FUCK TON OF LOSERS! TKR 500 FREE THROWS THEN UBER HOME. FLETCHER LOYER NEEDS TO BE LEFT IN BLOOMINGTON #nottrustinpaintnomore

@STATtlemyer We’re a QB and an edge away from a 4 win team

My projected Purdue football depth chart as of 7:30pm on 1.14.26.

@CJNunnallyIV You know tha drill @CJNunnallyIV

Looking to come back👀. #boilerup

@ColtsFilmRoom Aidan O’Connell > Fernando Mendoza as a player. Probably the weakest Heisman winner since Mark Ingram.

I would chill out… Purdue has 2 (soon to be 3) NFL Hall of Fame QBs to their name.

@KaticMichael Tbh that shit needs to stop its pretty little bro energy

I wonder how embarrassing it is for these loser ass fans to chant “IU sucks” while being down 25😭😭

@Sam_Federman @mid_madness Darian DeVries gets arrested for tax evasion

Drop your HOTTEST college basketball take for the upcoming season

Mike Evans when I need him to be healthy for a one full game

@12and0dom Mockobee wins the Heisman

I’m making a declaration. Positive point differential for Boiler football this year. Maybe it will be carried by weeks 1 & 2. But maybe not

I’m giggling like a school girl and kicking my feet that I get to wear this to bed tonight. thanks @chickenjockayee #Mebounds

@MotoMotoEatsAss Midway is superior in all aspects of just being an airport.

I spend more time on the tarmac of O’Hare than I do in the air on the way to O’Hare.

Not loving life whatsoever

@chickenjockayee @hotdog_fingerz Negative ghost rider

Come to LP and we’ll speak a little Español @hotdog_fingerz @DTroyton

@MotoMotoEatsAss Easy Rumple…kalahari is a phenomenal time drunk divorced dads galore

O’Hare smells like the Kalahari pool in Wisconsin Dells. Fuck the place