Randy Baumann

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

There is an old tree approximately 150years old in the village of Dinosa in Montenegro. This tree has been gushing water since the 1990's It sits on underground streams, its hollows release water when pressure builds after heavy rain.

A "WAP" shout out in the Afroman trial and this deputy's ex-wife, who's a defense witness for Afroman, wasn't about to agree that Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B are degrading women. "Would you agree it's derogatory towards women?" "No."

I went down this rabbit hole. I may not recover

Afroman celebrated outside the Adams County courthouse after scoring a major win in his defamation trial. 🤣

Two Irish legends!