DaveVessi

@Simon_Ingari What fairy tale is this from?

2021: 72,000 salary increase 2022: 74,000 salary increase 2023: 76,000 salary increase 2024: 78,000 salary increase 2025: 80,000 salary increase 2026: Employee: “Kindly accept my resignation.” Boss: “But we have been increasing your salary! Why are you leaving?” Employee: “I’ve received a new job offer with a salary of 170,000, and there’s also a guaranteed 40% annual raise based on performance.” 24 hours later…

@BBGreatMoments Absolutely

Do you think Alex Rodriguez belongs in the Hall of Fame?

@Braves So in August we could be getting back Strider, Schwelly and AJSS and they are all huge question marks. ????

Following a consultation with Dr. Keith Meister today, RHP Spencer Strider will be shut down from throwing for four weeks and then undergo a follow-up MRI. Provided that scan is clear, he will then begin a throwing progression.

@jenniparkerr Why do female comedians almost exclusively do sex jokes?

I miss my 20s, man… I was WET all the time 😭💦
You forget, go to pee, and suddenly you’re hydroplaning in the stall 😂 Who did this to me?!

@RyanLottinger @RileyDaGoat_ 😆

@RileyDaGoat_ Maybe he can play 3rd?

Dodged a heavy bullet but I think strider should be a reliever

@V_rainorshine @thefinalframes @TheNetDaily Fuck you

@DVessichelli @thefinalframes @TheNetDaily You don’t even know what he said, but you’re sure he’s being rude?! You’re a dope. Stop being so soft. If she wants the delivery guy to put the item in her house then she should much nicer & offer him a nice tip. GTFOH!

Arrogant Karen Demands Respect Delivery Driver Teaches Her a Lesson!

@b_outliers Absolutely. Even if healthy does anyone feel confident with him making starts in October? I sure don’t.

Obviously good news in the immediate but between the stuff and the production we’ve seen this year, honesty compels me to say I’m still concerned But no surgery is certainly a better outcome than I was expecting

@V_rainorshine @thefinalframes @TheNetDaily “It don’t fit here we do it in side, aight!” Whatever the hell that means he was short w/ the her and rude. How about : “Ma’am, I’m not sure if it will fit. I think it would be better if we went in through the side” That would’ve been the non-rude way to talk to a customer!

@DVessichelli @thefinalframes @TheNetDaily You’re a soft moron. Neither delivery person was rude. Why would he work with the homeowner? SHE would have to take the door off - not the random delivery guy. Are you an adult?

@thepainguy @BillShanks Agree. There is no way that fancy super strong shoelace thing they use would have snapped. It must be something else.

@BillShanks Yes. But my point is that they're hiding what exactly the surgery does. Unlike in Tommy John Surgery, in Internal Brace surgery the UCL is permanently replaced with an ARTIFICIAL, bionic fiber. Forever. That's being concealed.

Fine. Thanks for the info. If he’s hurt again, it evidently did not work, right?

@KevinKeneely1 That’s a pretty insane stat

Braves catchers have drawn a combined ZERO walks, have only scored ONE run and have just THREE RBI ever since Drake Baldwin went down with an injury on May 18…

@NickJFreitas Need to continue to vote in November!

Thank God Trump won. So I can watch UFC fights at the White House with nothing but patriotic commercials in between …instead of having to watch whatever left-wing, America-hating, land-acknowledging, drag show, commie trash, Kamala Harris would have done… I voted for this.

@bennyjohnson And if the patriots don’t vote in November there will be no more control.

Democrat Pride Month vs. Patriot Pride Month Sound on. Send it…🇺🇸🔥

@RileyDaGoat_ He’s incredibly frustrating to watch.

Yall can hate me if yall want but Riley is my favorite baseball player and like a true fan I’m not giving up on him, I don’t care what anyone says to me

@JoeGiannacco @RileyDaGoat_ 2 year slump?

@RileyDaGoat_ He’s just slumping. He’s not the first or last guy to be slumping. Everyone else has picked up the slack, he can carry the team after the all star break.

@GenXTalks1 All the millennials are lost with this one.

@thefinalframes @TheNetDaily I just watched it again. He 100% was rude? You can tell he’s a shit worker. Had no interest in working with the homeowner. Honestly the other worker was kind of rude too.

@DVessichelli @TheNetDaily No he wasn’t. You can tell he’s just straight to the point. He said it won’t fit, she said the door can come off etc, he nods his head then she makes the accusation.

@BravesColdTakes That’s because he’s not good at baseball.

Riley is 2 for his last 17🤮🤮🤮🤮

@clary262 @SteveKornacki You motherfuckers are exhausting.

@SteveKornacki What exactly is there to be proud of when our laws are not functioning to stop Trump’s dictatorial actions? I’m over 65, I’m happily married, I am part-owner of a business, I am working full-time and receive no “entitlements,”I vote in person in every single election.

NBC News poll: How proud are you to be an American? Overall Extremely/very 56% Not very/none 21% Extremely/very by party: GOP 90% Dem 29% By age: 65+ 75% 18-34 36%

@SteveKornacki Teachers all over the country smiling ear to ear looking at that 18-34 number.