Dazza Yoghurto

@IanColdwater Exhibit A: Malcolm in the Middle’s Krelboyne class.

@Frankillz1 @historyinmemes Was thinking the same. If it’s just in a high interest savings account and you return the initial amount in full, surely this isn’t classed as stealing..?

@historyinmemes They took 7 months to realize their mistake and probably a few more months to take them to court. I would’ve put all that money in a high interest savings account, and try to hold it for 1 year. Easy 450,000 and return the 10 million.

This guy received $10 million instead of $100 thanks to a typo

@LukeTheNuke180 @CodyRhodes @WWE @WWEUK On behalf of the wrestling marks, we need the 3 bangs of the steps as you go up onto the stage next time 😂 Would the PDC spring for a Littlervator?

@CodyRhodes @WWE @WWEUK

@WrestleTalk_TV Full circle from Cody playing darts vs Ariel. This was great, he’s just missing the triple slaps to the steps as he walks on stage.

Here's Luke Littler's walk-on with Cody Rhodes' entrance music at the PDC US Darts Masters in The Theater at Madison Square Garden tonight: x.com/officialpdc/st…

@scttfrnks Any time I hear someone say “hyperbole”, I like to imagine they think it’s like an even bigger version of the Super Bowl. Wait, it is “hi-per-bo-lee”, right..?

Occasionally I’ll hear a word aloud for the first time, having read it a hundred times in my life and pronouncing it wrong in my head all the while. Today it was “viscount”.

@G_mble9 Read by Aitch, speaking into the camera from various angles around the city.

@skyenotruby Blazin’ Squad Reunion Tour.

He looks like he’s about to go fuck up the Glades shopping centre with his mates after sixth form

@aboveaveragefpl @BakerFPL343 My goal for this season was to listen to fewer podcasts and be less consumed by FPL. Huge red arrow on that one thanks to you boys and the fellas at FPL Wire. Enjoy tomorrow’s stream and the summer break.

Sometimes you just get a random DM and it makes your whole afternoon…

@LouisPeitzman Every birthday and leaving card that has ever been passed my way has received this message.

An impossible task, but I just thought about this and started laughing. It's barely even a joke!

@OOCCouchGags Here it is: youtu.be/xd2kgYG2XZk?si…

@OOCCouchGags Where’s that one version that inexplicably turns into a niche Sonic edit?

@lilyxkitsune @gendernv When you have forearms like that, you grip the sink as much as you like.

@gendernv that style is clearly isn't for him seeing he's gripping that sink for his LIFE lmaoo 😭😭

this is genuinely just me being a hater but i hate this type of voice in male singers so much

@a_toots Looks like another Belgian that came through the ranks with Kim Clijsters and Justine Henin.

Chris Pine looks like a one-time Wimbledon ladies’ singles champion working as a tennis commentator.

@ManuclearBomb It took me 20 years to notice this absolute gem… youtu.be/b_adA7VunwE?si…

Gun to to your head, what is the *best* Simpsons joke? However you wanna define it; pics, GIFs, clips, and overwrought explanations welcome.

@OlCrunchy @Chris_Cwik @ManuclearBomb There’s no way that I was reading a tweet from 4 years ago and was about to comment about the sausage joke right here, and someone beat me to it by 10 hours… 😂

@Chris_Cwik @ManuclearBomb On those same lines, I fucking love the gag with Homer running from dogs, then pulling out a string of sausages, which he eats himself and gets the burst of energy he needs to outrun the dogs

@FPLPapa It used to be a huge advantage a few seasons ago. I used to listen to a couple of pods during the week which helped with targeting players and chip strategies. Just a lot more accessible and popular now, I’m just salty they’ve levelled the playing field 😂

Immature Rant… It really annoys me that 1st in my ML who’s never had a clue, this season has suddenly gone template & making transfers & chip strategies that has clearly come from content copying I know I’m pathetic I know I know Still annoys the fuck out of me Rant over

@NealGuides It’s like being a complete hermit and living off the grid so you don’t contribute to carbon emissions. It’s a drop in the ocean, and the only difference it makes will be a massively negative one to your own quality of life. The world will plough on.

This. Just want to chime in here, Since people dont watch me for "entertainment" and I dont care about winning a popularity contest, so I can say it as it is. I am going to tell some people some COLD harsh FACTS for the entire community. A protest makes 0 sense, as even if some impossible scenario of EVERY CREATOR, and EVERY FOLLOWER did, they wont even make up 5% of the community. Absolutely laughable anyone who thinks otherwise. Most people going at creators telling them to "protest", LOL what lala land are people living in, only the top top FC creators are making $$$, most are barely making a living and you want them to stop making an earning. Ridiculous suggestion, I consult people on the side, most of the small creators half full time jobs and do this on the side. Its almost like telling someone to give up their job, that puts food on their plate. So Stop hating on small creators. How are this many people living in lala land, its literally unbelievable, its just common sense not quantum physics.

@aboveaveragefpl I checked mine maybe 37 times on the app and website and I’m still not 100% on it. They should really make it obnoxiously clear. And allow you to captain a sub player, obviously.

In amongst the chaos I didn’t check whether my BB was even active. I’m 95% sure it is…a nervous 20 mins now awaits 😂

@Pu55yman_Dan @FabrizioRomano Honestly it’s embarrassing now. Buy options are such snowflakes these days. I met Cristiano Lucarelli’s buy option in FM2008 and Parma just got on with it. #woke

@FabrizioRomano Triggered the buy option haha Does it need a safe space

🔵🦊 Leicester City have triggered €17m buy option clause for Abdul Fatawu, Sporting confirms. "We will make money. Talented players who don't adapt here will move to other clubs and give us added value, it's our system", says Ruben Amorim.

@VickyVaugh80982 @HLTCO I’m a Liverpool fan and I think Palace are great. Fans are always loud and respectful, always have a few special players, and are capable of causing upsets against the “big boys”.

The most successful 11 year period in the club’s history, multiple wins at Anfield, The Etihad, Old Trafford & Stamford Bridge, 2 FA Cup SF appearances, 1 FA Cup Final, some fantastic players, Category 1 academy built, new stand about to begin construction. I’m not bored at all.