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Prem has warped peoples minds, because how can you complain about the defending (it’s dog shit) and not focus on the tech on display

.@premierleague

@ntcolour Robbed of an all-timer final and given a war-crime derby tomorrow kmt

@D_CMG Bro. This is what football is about. This should have been the final

This half is the highest standard of football ive seen in years, i’m moved. Straight machine for machine, while my winger adjusts his shorts after running the ball out

Got niggas don’t even know about this intro arguing football with me. You must be mad

Me after being told my luggage is 2kg and it’s over the limit,but I just saw a 300kg woman board the plane

i love going “streets are saying” before i say something i literally just made up

50% of your time, when driving in the UK, is spent watching out for potholes. The other 50% is Turing the volume on your music down immediately after hitting a pothole to hear if you’re going to be in generational debt tomorrow.

Mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

It’s Christmas tradition to read through this thread every year. Up there with the Christmas classics like Home Alone. Shakespeare was never this good

Coz they killed all their opps. Has Spider Man even got the don that licked down his uncle??? How you got super powers but your uncle got touched, I’m a normal human and all my uncle’s are fine

i love going “streets are saying” before i say something i literally just made up

not liking plantain

PL goals: 54 — Saka 53 — Bale

eze’s announcement

I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol

Firestick and Airfryer are 2 of the best investments you can ever make

Why are you drinking fizzy drinks in the morning as an adult 🥴

Whatever you’re going through you still have to wear deodorant