Dagoberto Gomez II

i pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

@PlanetOfMemes the dog was driving him to rehab.. had to wake up super early and was still half asleep.

I've watched this way too many times. 🤣

@catturd2 Milton fucking Bradley dude

I wonder where she got this information? Huh?

@WyattCatarina I am so mad about this..but not for the reasons that you would think. I'm mad that I wasn't Forward thinking enough to get in on the groundbreaking part of this endeavor. if you get into the AI onlyfans game right now, you're likely already too far behind to really succeed.

Whoa, do u know this girl? Is this the future of "influencers" or straight-up the end of authenticity? Mind officially blown! 🤯🤯🤯

@WyattCatarina I think I need to go make an AI onlyfans model. if I do it well enough I can make Bank just like the rest of them bitches and I don't have to show my butthole.

@phopey @BeObjectiveNow @ClownWorld well I hope you catch a mild stomach bug, and it ruins the the earlier part of one of your afternoons.

@BeObjectiveNow @ClownWorld Pretty good. Gearing up for vacation. Thanks for asking.

Where did they think all the water was going to go? Lol

@TheBaconFather @joe_the_dunce @HitmanNumber86 @OfAthenry @Twain813021Mark what we were doing was calling u a dumbass for thinkin gasoline was going to dissolve a plastic soda bottle..then using that as your basis for assuming the clip is AI. "the gas didnt melt the bottle so its gotta be AI". also, ive argued with people over the Internet for much less

@joe_the_dunce @HitmanNumber86 @OfAthenry @Twain813021Mark You're arguing with me over an AI video. 😭 The fuel nozzle is bigger than the water bottle opening. All modern cars have flanges that require funnels for the fuel nozzle to open and push the fuel past. And you dorks think the video is real. 😂

The ending cooked me

@AmericaPapaBear Causes n Transmission Routes include Contaminated Water(Most Common) Drinking water from lakes, rivers, or streams (often called "beaver fever") or swallowing contaminated water from pools, water parks, or hot tubs. Cryptosporidium is notorious for being resistant to chlorine

@AmericaPapaBear microscopic parasites like Giardia, Cryptosporidium, or Cyclospora are typically found in fecal-contaminated water, food, or surfaces. These parasites are commonly spread through swimming in contaminated pools/lakes, drinking unfiltered water, and poor sanitation.

Kids, don’t drink from a farm water trough.

@mrwienernigga92 @catturd2 I'm thinking charity sumo event with @GovPritzker. followed by a hamburger picnic with special guest chef Randy Bo-bandy

@catturd2 Nigga………………………..

Yep - crackpot lying leaker..

@catturd2 >profit

@catturd2 go ahead ask somebody how bad it really is.. we'll see real quick if any of you actually got over that "tribalistic mentality" that forces people to ignore reason in the name of the tribe.. or if you just switched tribes and kept the mentality.

@ImMeme0 I've always had a weakness for blondes, but a black girl with a white girls build...well now, that is peak. 🥰 points continue to go up if shes articulate and enunciates.. with the possibility of bonus points for various accents.. with a soft Southern drawl probaby near the top

She looks classy and sexy as hell.🔥 More should take notes.

@GunGnome @IfindRetards x.com/i/status/20345… according to that I'm definitely allowed to say spic

@IfindRetards I thought fat was the slur and obese was the politically correct term. Shows how far behind I am. Guess they're taking it back — kind of like the queers did.

A retard refuses to use the word "obesity," refers to it as "the O word," and says she will use "fat bodied" instead.

@IfindRetards this is a test to see if I can say spic

@GunGnome @IfindRetards you mean fägots.... kind of fucked up though can't even say it on Twitter without censorship unless i type it in swedish. pretty sure I can say the word "spic" and Twitter doesn't look twice, but if you tried it, you'd probably get censored

@IfindRetards if you really want to hit em hard, you reach into your arsenal and you drop the term "Lard-ass" on em.. that shit cuts deep. you could say it under your breath and ruin somebody's day. you'll even get like a 10x multiplier if you say "shut up" right before you call em Lard-ass

@CarlosBtnoCigar @ClownWorld better than the karate kid, @DLarussoAuto, daniel san just wax off

A dancing robot at a Chinese hotpot restaurant started malfunctioning mid-service, knocking over tableware and continuing to move uncontrollably as staff tried to stop it in front of customers

@ClownWorld they had to take it outside n shoot it after this..thats the one thing nobody ever talks about when dealing with this cutting edge robotic technology..is the robot victims that are neglected then punished n ultimately...forgotten. will somebody please think of the robot children!

@williegrayson14 @maravalea either way, i guess it's still not a complete deal breaker, but your answer could dictate whether or not you'd be considered "future wife material" I mean maybe you're a pirate on the weekends,is that something I can see myself indulging in? maybe for a little bit..but marriage?

@williegrayson14 @maravalea I like this guy's answer, I would also like to find out how you acquired that scar..the scar in itself is not a deal breaker, but you might have done some fucked up shit to get that scar, some shit that I dont care to be associated with. was it acquired by accident or stupidity?

Would you ignore my scar? 😶