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@yankeedraft condoms are cheaper than child support

Man shares his paycheck showing he makes $160 after child support.

@RepJackKimble How would that be any different than now dumbass

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@ElaranoirUsa Very much so, lol

@ElaranoirUsa My face need to be up in there

I bet you've never seen such softness before.❤️

@caveman2ez @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 this person ====>@caveman2ez is a:

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Officer: You almost killed your kid Me: Officer you almost killed her kid #BanPITmaneuver

A toddler miraculously walked away uninjured after an officer pit maneuvered a vehicle during a high speed chase in Arkansas

Would you like to eat this soft cake? 🍰

@AsianEmmie on either my face or my dick

where can i sit ?

@FlitterDiana fuck buddies

Friends or friends+ Diana Flitter

@officialsariixo middle

Left or right?

@croceatchart @omoelerinjare1 The fact that you haven't accidentally killed yourself by now is crazy

@omoelerinjare1 the fact this is considered ‘heroic’ instead of the bare minimum for a police officer is crazy

“I tried to thank him… That’s my whole world. That’s my daughter.” New Ring doorbell video shows the dramatic moment a Chattanooga police officer rushed into a burning apartment to save a mother and her two children. Rachel Blaylock can be heard screaming “There’s a fire!” as flames spread. She says Officer Eli Rogers didn’t hesitate — and she’s not sure her family would have survived without him.

@AdamSchefter so when is daddy Khan gonna move the jags to London permanently?

2026 international games: 🏈Week 1: Rams/49ers (Australia) 🏈Week 3: Ravens/Cowboys (Brazil) 🏈Week 4: Colts/Commanders (London) 🏈Week 5: Eagles/Jaguars (London) 🏈Week 6: Texans/Jaguars (London) 🏈Week 7: Steelers/Saints (France) 🏈Week 9: Bengals/Falcons (Spain) 🏈Week 10: Patriots/Lions (Germany) 🏈Week 11: Vikings/49ers (Mexico)

@charleneagain @creepydotorg Actually he was saying he was gay

@creepydotorg So he was saying she was a superficial, narcissistic nympho, and the toxicity of having to give to that type of partner had grown overwhelming and tiresome. Not so strange an explanation, actually.

Jay Kay, the lead singer of Jamiroquai, once gave one of the strangest celebrity breakup explanations ever. He reportedly broke up with Winona Ryder because her breasts were too big and she wanted to have sex all the time. “She has these enormous breasts, bigger than they look on film. She did have this habit of constantly wanting to play hide the sausage. It was exhausting.”

@nikkita_wwe Please pimp slap @YaOnlyLivvOnce

GIMME 🍃 ANY ✨ WOMAN 🔮 IN THAT 🎶 LOCKER ROOM 🦁 IT’S BIG KAT’S FEEDING TIME 🍽️

@CuriosityonX the previous universe

If the BIG BANG started everything, what existed before it?

@Crunchyroll blah blah blah, hurry up and get Infinity castle up already

What are your #AniMay watch plans? 🤔

@cutieemmiexo with a side of🐱

🍑 for ur breakfast?

@HoodKaylee6728 baby maker position #5

New position Unlocked 😁

@realassbunny43 We could have some fun in that back seat 😜

5월 초 컨탠츠는 5월 초 메인 컨탠츠 간호사+ 가죽드레스 미니영상입니다! 업로드는 13일 저녁 8시❤️ 5월 중순 메인 컨탠츠는 역바니걸 혹은 서큐버스 끈복!!(본디지슈트) 미니영상 의상은 청바지 디자인 비키니 혹은 마이크로 비키니 +핫팬츠이며 20일 촬영됩니다! 업로드 21일!!♥︎♥︎ 5월 말 컨탠츠는 31일 업로드~~~!!🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 ppv도 31일 발매! The early May content is the main early May content: a mini-video of the Nurse + Leather Dress! Upload on the 13th at 8 PM ❤️ The mid-May main content is the Reverse Bunny Girl or Succubus!!(bondage suit) mini-video costume is jeans-designed bikini + jeans or micro bikini + short hot pants! which will be filmed on the 20th! Upload on the 21st!! ♥︎♥︎ The late May content will be uploaded on the 31st~~~!! 🐾🐾 The PPV is also being released on the 31st!

YouTuber Mrwhosetheboss says he was “traumatized” after being detained by US Customs while visiting to film a video He revealed he was strip searched, held in a cell with no outside contact, and lost out on a $300,000 project after being sent home

@vionakalyani I believe this contributes to beach erosion

something amazing you can do in the beach