Dustin Hebert

You’re always grateful.

Who needs showers when I’m showered in compliments lately

If you want something from me, probably don’t tell me the last guy ALWAYS did it. That’s gonna be an automatic pass

You decide alone, but no one is alone.

I chose, and my world was shaken— so what? The choice may have been mistaken, the choosing was not.

Don't you love farce?

If Fox News can break up with Tucker Carlson, maybe today is the day you break up that toxic relationship you're in.

Look at what you want, not at where you are, not at what you'll be.

@Dysphoric_Floof The pat down was interesting

@D_Heebs Please for the love of the gods I need to know the results as soon as possible

Can Men wear just leggings and a shirt through airport security ? Ask me tomorrow about 10:45.

@leah00rose Ain’t no rest for the wicked

and then it’s just you guys nerding out and taking naps

Thinking of starting a travel Blog @leah00rose . My two dads journeys

I could’ve been a doctor 150 years ago. The best doctor

Be father and mother, you'll know what to do.

@j_kwa Remind me to show you the old@man Knee slap “Slaps knees”. WHELP. Thanks for coming over…..

@BecauseBailey Method act….cmon Patterson. Where’s the dedication to the craft?

@BecauseBailey Leprechaun 4

When you work a 14 hour day. Then you can’t sleep because you’ve invested chemicals to keep you going. #over40andfeelingtired

I feel like I’m already tired tomorrow

Cool cool cool. Nothing like having a nightmare about opening a show you just opened.