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Good vibes part 2 @SocialBiz4

Good vibes @SocialBiz4

@Futboller610 LOL even the Republican director of the FBI is adamant that ANTIFA doesn’t exist

I need a rooftop Koreans shirt in my life

Excuse me sir, is this anti-anxiety medication gluten-free??????

@kirsten_osborne same.

*sings Three Doors Down's "I Hate Everything About You" into mirror*

Recently come to terms with the fact that I live my life in all caps

A dating site for dudes who vape

Trigger warning: your bullshit

What if Mary had an IUD when God came a-knockin'? Shameful to even think about.

It's not the holidays until you slip your mom a Xanax while she's cleaning so she calms the hell down

Growing a beard out until I graduate as a social commentary

"My qualifications for this job? Well, I just ate a burrito while driving, so you tell me, sir."

GAYS/LESBIANS: you get major bonus points if you come out of the closet during dinner and "ruin Thanksgiving."

Getting ready for a real doozy this year

on the plus side, I went to the dr.'s and I've gained 14 pounds of muscle in the last year so at least that hasn't fallen to shit

Which to bury: us or the hatchet?

This guy at the gym has a tribal tattoo surrounding Chinese symbols. I'm so fucking mad.

You ever stop for a second to evaluate your surroundings and then you're like "wow this is all totally fucked" HAHA YEAH ME NEITHER

The man you're engaged to has posted selfies as his PROFILE PICTURE WHILE WEARING AN INFINITE SCARF. YOU'RE MARRYING A GAY MAN, MA'AM.