Dávid Pásztor

can we stop calling "sit back and hit on the counter" a "masterplan"?

Rosenior the latest example of the old Trapattoni-ism: "A good manager can make a team 10 percent better, a bad manager can make that same team 30 percent worse"

another day, another collapse

@nickverlaney though in fairness, that was a ridiculous pass from Cherki reward for not taking the safe option of the wide pass

@nickverlaney now Guéhi, he was unmarked

All that brilliant defending to not mark O’Reilly. Poor from Andrey. City on the front foot now.

perfect advice from Graeme Le Saux if we want to lose the game

does the referee know he's allowed to give yellows to City for their constant cynical fouling?

(offside) goal comes from JP miscontrolling and having to do something off-script

awww, you hate to see it

Fabrizio Romano picking up tips for inside access

'twas only five years ago that Chelsea put on a clinic like this at the Bernabéu (though we only got a draw because Real's CL magic)

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

we want 10

the ability of VAR to look at a replay and still make the egregiously incorrect decision is beyond ridiculous

impressive sucktitude

Fofana remains the laziest defender I've ever seen at this level

can never not love Geno

maybe they should institute a mercy rule in the Champions League like at the WBC

I'll be in my bunk