D_Waffs

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D_Waffs

D_Waffs

@D_Waffs

drunkenly talking to everyone. The public square where I meet no one. I’m making new friends who don’t like what I’ve said to them and don’t engage :(

Sarasota, FL Katılım Eylül 2016
124 Takip Edilen16 Takipçiler
jake rhodes
jake rhodes@jakebrodes·
Obsessed with this bullshido guy on IG who calls himself the black John wick and every video thumbnail is the same where it’s like BLACK JOHN WICK: How To Fight In A Parking Garage.
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D_Waffs@D_Waffs·
@burntout3011 @timbutterly @mikerainey82 Up until just nowI thought that was the guy who wrote king of the hill. When the credits rolled I was like “yea, duh Hes a writer” or at least some adult swim thing
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Tim Butterly
Tim Butterly@timbutterly·
These chudthebuilder videos are funny as fuck let’s see who wrote them
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D_Waffs@D_Waffs·
@timbutterly @mikerainey82 Funny you use the picture where the 3 black guys are left out . Im playin tho of course nick wrote all this and Zac did the lizzo jokes
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D_Waffs@D_Waffs·
@CrackAmicoRAP Everyone behind him is supposed to be a McCusker and Chud is Spade from WarMode. There’s literally like 22 McCuskers to choose from for faces
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Crack Amico
Crack Amico@CrackAmicoRAP·
SpudTheBuilder 🥔
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Ben Avery
Ben Avery@benaveryisgood·
Happy birthday to my only son. Christ is King
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D_Waffs@D_Waffs·
@MccuskerBilly tell Spud not to trip about blue eyes. He has them so he is bb for his genes. The mother probably has brown eyes, so she’s B-other for her genes, Cap=dominant. And in this case the other is blue because her family carries that. Source: 8th grade biology.
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D_Waffs@D_Waffs·
@DevanCosta You if mainstream successful. You know which one I mean. Also that guy isn’t actually successful, but the joke is still there
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Rusty Cage
Rusty Cage@RSTYCG·
Would you rather have $5,000,000, or 20 points higher IQ?
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D_Waffs@D_Waffs·
@Naim__Ali You on @benaveryisgood stream or Lemonparty would go hard. If it’s just y’all riffing it would be so funny. But you and Ben could also just basically do a WarMode episode together. Benny and The Spade instead of Billy and Spade
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RyanPatrick🇺🇸🦅
RyanPatrick🇺🇸🦅@RyanHatesGovt·
Gilbert Gottfried explains Epstein Island to Robin Williams.
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Crack Amico
Crack Amico@CrackAmicoRAP·
WHO DESERVES A CRACK DISS MOST??
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D_Waffs@D_Waffs·
@benaveryisgood You’re doing a great impression of the swine unless he stole that from your too.
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Ben Avery
Ben Avery@benaveryisgood·
Seeing a lot of misinformation about me and Jeff Dye. Who fired the first shot? My agents and representatives advised me to make a statement. It all started when I stumbled across his comical observations (shoutout to the algorithm). From my perspective, Jeff was a rabble rouser. A silly goose with a flair for the edgy, like myself. And yes, perhaps, I retweeted him too sycophantically, but I never spoke publicly on his trade. Not a word. Suddenly, he attacked me on his Instagram live (where he has 2 million plus followers) saying I was attacking him? I was incredulous. I ran the screen recording through my ai detection systems, but it was verifiably true. And much like in his heckler takedown videos, he showed me no mercy. I poured over hours of his podcast and discovered he names past friends of his, rates private moments with celebrities and attacks them, reads private texts from friends and shits on them, says they’re “fake friends”, shits on his peers and names them by name (Marc Maron, Steph Tolev, Ron Funches, etc) and says he’s the only comic who’s not afraid to tell the truth. He truly is the last cowboy in LA. I sought the refuge of my dear friends, Devan and Jace, but nothing could console me. My agents called me. My wife and I entered couple's counseling. Jeff was all I could talk about. My wife is staying at her parents for now and I see the kids a few times a week. We go to the park. We go get pizza. We go to the museum. But all I can think about is that my favorite comic in Los Angeles hates my stinking guts. It hurts to watch his comedy now, whether its a quick-witted appearance on Gutfield or the satirical mockumentaries with Denis Prager (if you haven't checked his stuff out, highly recommended, its like Christopher Guest without the liberal snobbery). I used to have a simple life: I see Jeff Dye. I click. Why? Because I was a fan! Only to find out the guy just pushes everyone away. My team made me aware that Jeff will be on the popular live show, After Tonight, hosted by Tommy and Mark, this evening. I'm not asking for Jeff to forgive my wickedness, my iniquities, for I was provoked, and some things perhaps cannot be unsaid. I just hope he finds some peace. x.com/benaveryisgood…
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D_Waffs@D_Waffs·
@Naim__Ali You could go on Rogan and say this in your tone of voice, and he would say “I don’t know about that man, let’s ask Perplexity” even though he been saying shit just like this 10 years ago with less bass in his voice. Imma tune into your HAM Radio sets you put out in the bad times
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Abiyoyo
Abiyoyo@Naim__Ali·
This wars purpose is to manufacture an energy crisis so they can ration off how much gas we can purchase and so they can have rolling blackouts at peak hours in major cities. This shit about to be way worse than Covid. They are about to fuck us hard
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Kim Dotcom
Kim Dotcom@KimDotcom·
Don't joke about Jews 🤣
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D_Waffs@D_Waffs·
@RSTYCG @AsianPatDixon I was guessing Sam Hyde as well or just an Indian man like the Amazon grocery stores
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Rusty Cage
Rusty Cage@RSTYCG·
@AsianPatDixon I didn’t see it at first but now that I have this is actually scaring me
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Ryan Katsu Rivera
Ryan Katsu Rivera@AsianPatDixon·
NO WAY it's him again 😳😳😳
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Life Doctor
Life Doctor@LifeDoctor247·
Lower back exercises without support.
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