Gareth P Morris

@clarkielcfc Have you seen the guys stats though? I have a horrible feeling he'll flop.

Gerrim on that flight to Thailand 🇹🇭🛫

@WalesOnline Ridiculous, reduce the prices of healthier alternatives. Some folk are going for the calorific options as they provide the most sustenance for the better cost.

Welsh Government to ban foods from meal deals tinyurl.com/3zkdaydv

@RishiSunak Why not address the extortionate profits being made by the energy companies, and drop everyone's bills instead, enabling the public to make their own decisions with their money?

I know energy bills are still a real concern for people struggling with the cost of living. That's why, as well as extending our Energy Price Guarantee, we are investing £1.8bn to make the homes of vulnerable people more energy efficient, saving them up to £400 extra this year.

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg You've got some brown on your nose.

Ridiculously excited for @VancityReynolds and @robdelaney at #justforlaughs!!!

@hotrockfour @MetroUK Do you cremate a lot of people then?

@MetroUK Going for a mcCrispy will never have the same meaning again

McDonald's has apologised and vowed to remove a ‘tasteless’ McCrispy sign opposite a crematorium in Cornwall after the unfortunate coincidental placement was pointed out. trib.al/PPcyXLo

@SkySportsPL A person in power doing a U-Turn? As a brit I've never had this experience before!

Pep insists he hasn't thought about leaving Man City... 👀🙅‍♂️

@UberFacts Cheese and Bacon fat

Great to see Danny Ward getting lots of practice in 😭 #NEWLEI

All these revelations, and he still hasn't told us who his real dad is, must be saving it for the next book. #princeharry #harryandmeghan #thenovhel

Wout Faes smashing in a hat trick seems like a fairly safe bet. #LIVLEI #woutfaes

@MetroUK What a load of rubbish

Some people like trains, some like stamps, but for Alexander Smoljanovic, it’s all about bins 🗑 The German national has over 100 full-size wheelie bins, but the one he really wants is only available in the UK - the rare purple Sulo 240-litre bin! trib.al/kiud62B

@MetroUK But, were they being one though?

BREAKING: It’s been reported that Britain’s Got Talent judge David Walliams called a contestant a ‘c**t’ in an audio recording picked up from his microphone on the panel. trib.al/0t3F93V

@AntMan ... Zoolander? A clue?

What is this? A trailer for Ants?! Yes. Yes it is.

Socialdice October 2022

For anyone confused about todays news. I hope I'm wrong. #LizTruss #RishiSunak #joelycett

@josierones @MrNishKumar @RomeshRanga @seannwalsh

@daraobriain @EdGambleComedy @gdavies @robbeckettcomic @jimmycarr @Kathbum

@eddieizzard @joelycett @daraobriain @EdGambleComedy @MickyF_Official I need a massive favour, my charity collective have been offered a 380 cap venue for Wales Stands Up, but I need a heavyweight, this would more than double our target, can you help? tinyurl.com/2p8bnv27