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@WeepyLuna @Rukia1994443 It’s a better read anyway. And the Shonen jump app is like $4 a month. So….

@Rukia1994443 There’s just too many episodes (you all know what I’m going to say)

What anime is this for you?

@WeepyLuna I scrolled past this at first not realizing it was you. Looking good big dog!

I (me, to include my large ears) bid thee goodnight

Thinking of starting a business where women pay me to give their bushes little kisses and that’s it. I expect this venture to make zero money but sometimes you just gotta follow your passion.

@WeepyLuna Karlach? Big strong fiery woman who’s an absolute sweetie? It’s not even a hard choice?

My character in Baldurs Gate 3 is trapped in camp narrative where I have to choose between Karlach or Gale (I have no choice but to turn off the game forever)

I HIGHLY recommend making a playlist of cheesy music from the 90’s and listening to it while you take a walk in your local park. Lollipop by Aqua makes for a FANTASTIC trot through grassy fields.

*Insert Father’s Day joke about my dead dad here.*

All the homies in the group chat stay knowing my position on hairy coochies.

@WeepyLuna Brussel sprouts are so good I can’t believe I wasted so much of my childhood not knowing how good they are.

Making dry-rub slowcooked ribs, bacon-wrapped asparagus spears & roasted brussel sprouts with fresh lemon for the cookout, if anyone was wondering

@WeepyLuna A life experience I wouldn’t wish on my greatest enemy; being a nerd or nerd adjacent girl and working at a GameStop.

@DaBinchiChode Being a quiet girl who likes nerdy shit invited many-a-milkbreath uncomfortably close to my face, and I actually think it’s the funniest shit on the planet that the closest straight male equivalent to this is being a dude working at GameStop

I think any time someone no longer in my life recycles my joke, joke content, or niche joke theme, I should be able to charge them and mail them a bill

@WeepyLuna You were right about milk breath. I just hadn’t experienced it yet. But man you were so right.

@DaBinchiChode Truth be told you of all people are actually allowed to recycle my subpar content, even if you told me milk breath was stupid but then totally used it later

@WeepyLuna I would consider it a humorous reference or a niche joke theme. My lawyers are so good I’ll take your ass down.

@DaBinchiChode That’s not a joke? This is plagiarism from my autobiography? See you in court?

I can not stop thinking about Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. It is a perfect game. It is all consuming in my brain.

@WankeeDoodle A heated but understandable response

I'm just liking horny posts on main I don't even care anymore

@WeepyLuna One Piece is one of the greatest pieces of fiction ever conceived and I will die on this hill. Good to see your tastes improved.

@lettersfromjuno I roasted so many friends RE: One Piece, for many years, because I simply hated the art style. Years later, I watched it, and I get it

My littlest sister is my mirror. I swore on my life I wouldn’t watch one piece but her passion for anime like me made me give in. I mean look how excited she is? It’s a must now. I truly understand her inner weeb

*looking through Steam* Hmm.... I've got PTO coming up. Maybe I should buy Isekai Reincarnation Magic Cock... Need a good RPG to take up some of my days off. I hope the story's good.

@WeepyLuna Damn this tweet would bang on 45 year old white mom Facebook.

Do you ever see a cop while you're driving and get so nervous you forget what temperature to drive

@WeepyLuna This post is fucking me up because for some reason my brain is like "Audrey isn't small. She's like the same height as me." But I think I'm wrong. I think you're normal petite lady size and my brain just remembers you as larger. Like you have a big presence or something.

My coworker was telling a story about her burly husband going down a water slide and she said “and the lifeguard was so little, like Audrey” And it was so unnecessary, but also like

@WeepyLuna My boy @NWSGarcia hits me with a "I got you big dog" when he saves me in Ovies and it hits every time.

The visceral and primal need to call someone big dog or brother