Thinking of starting a business where women pay me to give their bushes little kisses and that’s it. I expect this venture to make zero money but sometimes you just gotta follow your passion.
My character in Baldurs Gate 3 is trapped in camp narrative where I have to choose between Karlach or Gale
(I have no choice but to turn off the game forever)
I HIGHLY recommend making a playlist of cheesy music from the 90’s and listening to it while you take a walk in your local park. Lollipop by Aqua makes for a FANTASTIC trot through grassy fields.
@DaBinchiChode Being a quiet girl who likes nerdy shit invited many-a-milkbreath uncomfortably close to my face, and I actually think it’s the funniest shit on the planet that the closest straight male equivalent to this is being a dude working at GameStop
I think any time someone no longer in my life recycles my joke, joke content, or niche joke theme, I should be able to charge them and mail them a bill
@DaBinchiChode Truth be told you of all people are actually allowed to recycle my subpar content, even if you told me milk breath was stupid but then totally used it later
@lettersfromjuno I roasted so many friends RE: One Piece, for many years, because I simply hated the art style.
Years later, I watched it, and I get it
My littlest sister is my mirror. I swore on my life I wouldn’t watch one piece but her passion for anime like me made me give in. I mean look how excited she is? It’s a must now. I truly understand her inner weeb
*looking through Steam*
Hmm.... I've got PTO coming up. Maybe I should buy Isekai Reincarnation Magic Cock... Need a good RPG to take up some of my days off. I hope the story's good.
@WeepyLuna This post is fucking me up because for some reason my brain is like "Audrey isn't small. She's like the same height as me." But I think I'm wrong. I think you're normal petite lady size and my brain just remembers you as larger. Like you have a big presence or something.
My coworker was telling a story about her burly husband going down a water slide and she said “and the lifeguard was so little, like Audrey”
And it was so unnecessary, but also like