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@thedulab is omitting “the” before “west village” a thing?

To truly reap the benefits of NYC you just have to be perpetually annoying about living there. Make it a huge part of your personality. Tell people West Village is your favorite neighborhood. Leave out the "the" in front of it. Get on the froyo wave because it's really good. Take pictures during every walk. Dine outdoors on a pedestrian only street and act like you discovered fire. Allow yourself to enjoy simple pleasures without justification and embrace the fact that life hasn't jaded you enough yet for you to start ending all of your opinions with "lmao"

hot take cicadas do not deserve the hate

Lmao reminder that the elite policy discourse is its own bubble

a little piece of the investment bank croaks each time an employee steps into the HQ wearing untied sneakers

oh no I realized I dress like jfk jr

it’s taken our sons our husbands our fathers and our friends: the zyn epidemic

Not sean telling the 7th Arizonan that nyc had its coldest winter in 20 years

“Whacky by fun” is the goal

my “you can’t put me in a box” lore is I def fit into any of the 4 houses at hogwarts

French thievery rings be like

nobody uses rogue capitalizations like Justin Bieber and DJT

rare interpersonal comorbidity of antisocial behaviors and an impulse to chat w any / every stranger I pass by

r/my husband is reciting the history of every landmark we pass in France AMA

getting baguette crumbs in the Cartier bag

here to stay. the greatest water bottle technology of our time @owalalife

No greater athletic competition than the Westminster dog show

the orchestra of sniffles 😭😭

q: what is something you love about your husband? a: he has the BEST chargers

ringing in 2026 by asking people if they observe the holiday

my man can’t stop mirroring